The Pakistani Christmas Tip Jar |
For lunch I ran over to the Subway/Gas Station/ Quickee Mart that is owned by a Pakistani family. Everyone that works there is Pakistani, I know this because I once called them Indian to a co-wo...
Posted by Adam on Thu, 14 Dec 2006 10:28:00 PST |
My Father's (the GOP) excuse for Mark Foley |
As many of you know, my father may be the most conservative man to ever grace George Bush's anti-abortion, Christian coalition, homophobic earth. I still love him, and I attri...
Posted by Adam on Wed, 04 Oct 2006 06:11:00 PST |
read if you know Joel |
I have a friend named Joel. Joel is the biggest Jewish man I've ever seen. His linterests consist of working-out, lifting, and drinking whey protein. That is it. Here...
Posted by Adam on Mon, 11 Sep 2006 07:42:00 PST |
Jared "Fucking" Leto |
Went to Lollapalooza this weekend. It was a blast, but something not so blasty happened while I was there:
Krista has this thing for Jared Leto. Jared Leto has this thing for being in ...
Posted by Adam on Mon, 07 Aug 2006 05:48:00 PST |
So I haven't done one of these in a while... |
Q: What would you do with 1000 plastic spoons?A: I would hide each one in something of Krista's (shoes, purses, luggage, gift bags, underwear drawer, everywhere) so if she ever leaves me, then she wil...
Posted by Adam on Thu, 04 May 2006 01:50:00 PST |
I was playing trivial pursuit a few weekends ago at a bar and... |
I was with a few friends in Chicago playing trivial pursuit at a bar a few weekends ago when an event occurred that absolutely abolished one of my longest life theces.
The question had to do wi...
Posted by Adam on Tue, 28 Mar 2006 02:12:00 PST |
My dog's past week... |
So.... I laid of this for a week to make sure my dog didn't die...
I was gone for 10 days on a business trip. My dog stayed at the kennel during this time. I started taking Sota to t...
Posted by Adam on Thu, 09 Feb 2006 06:10:00 PST |
vegas... |
I was in Vegas this past weekend... here's what happened in super broken english (all I can comprehend right now)....
Free room at Rio, MGM overbooked switched us over and comped us.
Gambled and had m...
Posted by Adam on Mon, 05 Dec 2005 09:23:00 PST |
Adam Gets Arrested... |
It was the fall of my senior year in college when I left a mark upon the Terre Haute Otterbein Club Oktoberfest. A few friends and I decided to embark upon this festival to l...
Posted by Adam on Mon, 21 Nov 2005 01:18:00 PST |
he he |
http://www.ebaumsworld.com/videos/stripfall.html
this is funny.
Posted by Adam on Fri, 18 Nov 2005 07:20:00 PST |
