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Sarah Anne

Finkle is Einhorn

About Me


“I know we're not saints or virgins or lunatics; we know all the lust and lavatory jokes, and most of the dirty people; we can catch buses and count our change and cross the roads and talk real sentences. But our innocence goes awfully deep, and our discreditable secret is that we don't know anything at all, and our horrid inner secret is that we don't care that we don't." ~Dylan Thomas....wow, what a Debbie Downer. My score on The 3 Variable Funny Test :
the Wit
((80% dark, 19% spontaneous, 10% vulgar))
your humor style:CLEAN | COMPLEX | DARKYou like things edgy, subtle, and smart. I guess that means you're probably an intellectual, but don't take that to mean pretentious. You realize 'dumb' can be witty--after all isn't that the Simpsons' philosophy?--but rudeness for its own sake, 'gross-out' humor and most other things found in a fraternity leave you totally flat. I guess you just have a more cerebral approach than most. You have the perfect mindset for a joke writer or staff writer.Your sense of humor takes the most thought to appreciate, but it's also the best, in my opinion.You probably loved the Office. If you don't know what I'm talking about, check it out here: http://www.bbc.co.uk/comedy/theoffice/.PEOPLE LIKE YOU: Jon Stewart - Woody Allen - Ricky GervaisThe 3-Variable Funny Test! - it rules -If you're interested, try my best friend's best test: The Genghis Khan Genetic Fitness Masterpiece
Link: The 3 Variable Funny Test ( OkCupid Free .. Dating )

My Interests

Triathlon training, The Leukemia and Lymphoma Society, golfing, making people feel inadequate, general muckraking, galavanting, dabbling and collecting shadow pictures like the one below.

I'd like to meet:

Alan Greenspan, Matt Damon, Queen Elizabeth I, Stephen Levitt, the person who thought that The Patriot script would make a good film (so that I can kick him in the shin). And last but not least:

Music:

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Your Life: The Soundtrack
Opening credits: Main Theme from True Romance by Hans Zimmer
Waking up: Gyasi Went Home by Bedouin Soundclash
Average day: Bowl of Oranges by Bright Eyes
First date: Can't take my Eyes Off You by Frankie Valli
Falling in love: First Day of My Life by Bright Eyes
Love scene: Hearts and Bones by Paul Simon
Fight scene: Galvanize by The Chemical Brothers
Breaking up: Landed by Ben Folds
Getting back together: They by Jem
Secret love: Yer So Bad by Tom Petty
Life's okay: All of My Days by Alexi Murdoch
Mental breakdown: Vindicated by Dashboard Confessional
Driving: What a Wonderful World by Louis Armstrong
Learning a lesson: Fidelity by Regina Spektor
Deep thought: Both Sides Now by Joni Mitchel
Flashback: When You Were Young by The Killers
Partying: Random by Lady Sovereign
Happy dance: Just Like Heaven by The Cure
Regreting: Con te Partiro by Andrea Bocelli
Long night alone: You Were Mine by the Dixie Chicks
Death scene: Solisbury Hill by Peter Gabriel
Closing credits: Sally Ann by Great Big Sea
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Movies:

Royal Tennenbaums, Bottle Rocket, Godfather I and II, Goodfellas, Waiting for Guffman, Best in Show, The Departed, and too many others to name.

Television:

Jeopardy, Arrested Development, The Office (BBC Version)

Books:

Heartbreaking Work of Staggering Genius, A Separate Peace, She's Come Undone, In Cold Bood, everything David Sedaris has written, The Commanding Heights.

Heroes:

Kristy Laudick, Team Hoyt, Bear Grylls

My Blog

Dick in a Box, lyrics in full.

Hey girl I got somethin' real important to give youSo just sit down and listenGirl you know we've been together such a long long time (such a long time)And now I'm ready to lay it on the line(Wooow) ...
Posted by Sarah Anne on Tue, 09 Jan 2007 06:26:00 PST

Hey...even more info about me for the fans!

1. where was your last makeout session?in fellow maker-outers apartment, next to the ugliest toothbrush holder I have ever seen 2. Who knows a secret or two about you?Katie and Amanda 3. Three words t...
Posted by Sarah Anne on Tue, 28 Nov 2006 02:41:00 PST

top 3 guys

Everyone knows that my real top three guys are: Matt Damon, Christian Bale and James Caan but these are for my top 3 on Myspace....I mean no disrespect of course. Girls - look at your top 3 guys liste...
Posted by Sarah Anne on Tue, 21 Nov 2006 11:04:00 PST

Sir Mix a Lot is so wise....

Ask Sir Mix-A-Lot*By Sir Mix-A-Lot*December 9, 1997 | Issue 3218Sir Mix-A-Lot     Dear Sir Mix-A-Lot,I am an elderly woman who lives alone. There are no senior centers in myarea, and I ...
Posted by Sarah Anne on Wed, 02 Aug 2006 07:51:00 PST

Snakes on a Plane

I love this (and so will you.....if not, then you are pretty much dead to me anyhow so it wont matter.)Snakes on a Motherfucking Plane My apologies to all seven of you who were waiting with bated b...
Posted by Sarah Anne on Tue, 25 Jul 2006 12:10:00 PST

boo yah.

So, I yesterday at work I managed to find the time to complete a survey.  Funny part is it is the same one that is already on my profile.  I think it is a good measurement of how much I have...
Posted by Sarah Anne on Tue, 25 Jul 2006 05:19:00 PST