Limericks 15, 16, 17 |
Just shortly after Jennifer madethe decision to donate to Cure Em Aid,she got an emailsaying shed saved a whale,three dolphins, two sharks and a mermaid.I sat next to a gay Moroccanon the bus with h...
Posted by on Sat, 17 Jan 2009 19:54:00 GMT |
Limerick #14 |
If youre camping outdoors, you should fill a
dish or a pan with vanilla.
Place it outside your tent
and youll surely prevent
an attack from a wild gorilla.
Posted by on Wed, 14 Jan 2009 12:15:00 GMT |
Limericks 12 and 13 |
If Space is the final frontierthen what am I still doin here?Whys where we pretendto be next to the endwhen well not know when itll appear?A volunteer needed to editthe yearbook received extra cre...
Posted by on Tue, 13 Jan 2009 19:20:00 GMT |
Limerick #11 |
No matter whatever may come,
Im sticking to this rule of thumb;
The things that are far
from where you are are
the things you should stay away from.
Posted by on Sun, 11 Jan 2009 18:48:00 GMT |
Limerick #10 |
The twins were to be torn asunderwhen they stopped the doc fore he could blunder.They smelled on his breathhed been drinking and deathwasnt quite what theyd wanted to wonder.
Posted by on Sat, 10 Jan 2009 22:04:00 GMT |
Limerick #9 |
I was watching THEY LIVE when my daughterwoke up and cried, Bwing me some water! I sighed, Slong, Roddy.Shell have to go pottyand then be read some Harry Potter.
Posted by on Fri, 09 Jan 2009 14:39:00 GMT |
Limerick 8 |
We is chillin' out, smokin' da dank,when me mate says, "Yo, check out dis skank."He pops in a tapecalled TWO TITS & AN APE.Now I's off to the loo for a wank.
Posted by on Thu, 08 Jan 2009 10:45:00 GMT |
Limerick 6 & 7 |
If you want to fit in with the rest,you'd better make sure that you're dressedIt's considerably rudeto be seen in the nudewithout anything hiding your chest.A musical version of M.A.S.H.would probably...
Posted by on Wed, 07 Jan 2009 18:23:00 GMT |
Limerick 5 |
The horse came in first that he'd pickedwhen his arteries chose to constrict.He was glad to be hipto one helluva tipbut some ends you can never predict.
Posted by on Mon, 05 Jan 2009 18:24:00 GMT |
Limerick 4 |
With ring palmed in hand set to give her,the hors d'Suvre they were served made her shiver.Disgusted, he said,"Miss, I ordered ahead,and I don't think I asked for chopped liver."
Posted by on Sun, 04 Jan 2009 09:48:00 GMT |
