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My name is Dusty and I am the owner of Last Call Promotions. Some people think im cocky, or say my personality is too strong, but i feel like id rather someone dislike me than feel nothing about me at all. Walk softly and carry a big stick. I still believe theres hope for me to become a superhero in some way. I look better naked. Every time I hear about a woman's breast reduction a little piece of me dies. Talent is common, heart is not. I like slow jams and listen to them at the most inapropriate times. I have a serious problem with authority. I quit karate as a kid because they wouldnt let me hit anyone. I tell stories about my sexual ventures and people love hearing them. They will soon be in a book. Love is not a feeling, its an ability. Im addicted to infomercials. I just figured out that you cant please everybody. My friends think im "metro" Children trust me. The best advice I ever got was to be the best. I didn't understand until I was told that the man who cleans shit better than everyone else is a billionaire. I hate typical dates, dinner and a movie makes an impression on no one. The best and worst description of the human race is that they'll do anything to survive. The better you are, the luckier you get. You're either somebody or your nobody. I’ve gotten a pedicure and liked it. Know full well that freedom isn't free, it comes at the highest of costs, regaurdless of your political position. Recognize there are people dying every day for our way of life, appreciate that. You get further with a kind word and a gun than you can with just a kind word. Wilt Chamberlain, 100 points in a game, 25,000 ladies in a lifetime. Talk about setting the bar. I wear pink. When you love someone you have to trust them, there’s no other way. Public restrooms are for emergencies only. Girls do not wanna hear how much money you have or what youll buy them as a pick up line. A Saturday afternoon with my boys is more entertaining than any reality show I’ve ever seen. A brothers love is a brothers love. I love fat people that wear shorts in all seasons. I pride myself on knowing how to be a good friend. Any guy can sweep a girl off her feet, he just needs the right broom. I really hate it when people fall in like. You cannot date someone tell them you love them, and then when the sex gets old after 2 weeks suddenly despise this person, accept the fuck-buddy title. It is much easier to become a father than to be one. Being immortal has nothing to do with living forever. Hard works beats talent when talent doesn't work hard. Everyone should go to the gym, no exceptions. Im a sucker for a pretty smile. Winning is a habit, unfortunately so is losing. Crack kills, unless your a plumber get it together. Baseball is entirely the worst thing to watch on television. I love girls that care about the way the way they look, It's the little things that make big impressions. Nobody wouldn't hurt you if it help them. Loyalty is the greatest single quality that exists. Im a beach bum. Some of my poorest decisions have turned out to be my best ones. Get in there and fight, bust the rules if you have to. And when it gets hard, and it will, don't quit, ever. I kiss my dog on the mouth. You can’t force someone to fall in love with you, but you can definitely improve your odds. I hate when people fight through away messages. I always compliment a girls hair cause there's a good chance she just got it done and needs someone to notice. Respect is the ultimate currency. Don't ever let anyone make you feel like you dont deserve what you want. If I could start again A million miles away, I would keep myself, I would find a way. Being grown up isnt half as fun as growing up. No one should ever be to old to laugh at a fart. Take care of your own.