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About Me

. . To know me, You'd have to be me. To be me, Deborah Jenkins woulda had to give birth to ya. For that ta happen, Patrick Calderon would be ya daddy. And we all know, I aint had NO DADDY 'round when I was grownin up.

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A survey that you will remember
The Last Person You...
thought about?: I dont wanna say
Looked at?: Ciara
said I love you to?: Ciara
hugged?: Domeeka
kissed?: Ya'll know who
hurt?: Ya'll know who
Shared a secret with?: Rodney
watched a movie with?: Ya'll know
couldn't stop thinking about?: I dont wanna say
In your family...
Who makes you laugh?: My momma
Who makes you cry?: My grandma and my momma
Who is strict?: My momma
Who is laid back: ME
Who makes you think?: ME, MYSELF, and I
Who will do anything for you?: My momma (unless it's homosexually related)
Have you ever?
been skinnydipping?: NO
Made a friend mad?: YES, did that today
gotten a detention?: that was so 5 years ago
gotten expelled?: just suspended for a few days... that caucasian b!tch shouldnt have said N!gga
threw popcorn in a movie theatre?: just a bad kernel on the floor
been on stage?: Yes
seen a famous person?: Yup... Run, Luda, Slip-n-Slide Crew, others
been pantsed by a friend?: What the hell is pantsed?
lost your voice?: Momentarily after a night of gin and strippers
You are...
best at?...: being lazy, loving someone with all my heart, eating chocolate, giving advice
worst at?...: Finishing task, cleaning, expressing my feelings, listening
Random
profession?: Job-less
best friend?: Ciara Charmaine Jenkins
Favorite movie star?: Whoopi Goldberg
idol?: Missy Elliott
hair color?: Dark Brown
favorite movie?: Corrina Corrina
have you ever been in LOVE?: Yes, I HAVE BEEN
favorite color?: red, black and silver, BROWN
have you ever done a bad impersonation of Arnold Scshwartsenagger: why waste my time with that?
best memory?: Me and Ya'll know who's first kiss
worst memory?: The day my cousin Bea died
favorite group?: Floetry
can you do the worm?: Nope
did you like this survey?: Sure
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I'd like to meet:

Alicia Keys and Missy Elliott . They are the most talented and purely original artist in the music industry, where originality is not often heard due to constant sampling and remixes to a remix of a remix. Both of them have their own style no other artist can begin to emulate. Also.....Oprah and Monique, who are both strong black women I respect and idolize. I'd love to kick it with... M.I.A. and FATTY KOO. I think they're very talented artists that aren't given the proper promotion they truly deserve.

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TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Alexandria AKA P.H.
Birthday: September 20th
Birthplace: Queens, NY
Current Location: A.U.G.
Eye Color: Brown, if I got in my clear contacts and not my gray or hazel
Hair Color: Dark Brown
Height: 5' 5
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right Handed
Your Heritage: I'm a Black, Hispanic Indian(Native American)
The Shoes You Wore Today: My black party shoes
Your Weakness: Whining, a cute smile, chocolate, my ability to love too much
Your Fears: That I wont obtain and maintain the things that make me happy and feel successful in life.
Your Perfect Pizza: It's still a slice from Margherita on Jamaica Ave
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Passing all my classes which will raise my GPA and make myself proud of myself.
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: Wuz up homie
Thoughts First Waking Up: "I wish I could go back to sleep"... "Did I get a messages from somebody?"
Your Best Physical Feature: I'm sexy... all of them. WELL, I have been told my eyes can get me "into trouble", that I have "a cute smile", and my hair is "so pretty"... You be the judge
Your Bedtime: After I get off myspace or I fall asleep.
Your Most Missed Memory: The ones I took for granted with the people I'll love forever.
Pepsi or Coke: I still laugh @ this one... Pepsi
MacDonalds or Burger King: Probably McDonalds... cause a warm double cheeseburger be hittin the spot
Single or Group Dates: Single... I want ALL the quality alone time I can get wit someone
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: I HATE tea
Chocolate or Vanilla: Chocolate, Milk or Dark
Cappuccino or Coffee: Cappuccino
Do you Smoke: No, but I occasionally do want to join my friends in a Black. I resist though.
Do you Swear: I cus like a f@ckin sailor b!tc#. So kiss my @$$ you muthaf@cka
Do you Sing: No...
Do you Shower Daily: YES!!
Have you Been in Love: Yes, I'm still in love, but I'm not wit the person
Do you want to go to College: I like college, its just the classes bother me
Do you want to get Married: I did... oh well
Do you belive in yourself: Yes... I just need a lil push now, right now, and then
Do you get Motion Sickness: No
Do you think you are Attractive: I am as sexy as they get... MOISTURE!
Are you a Health Freak: I need to be...
Do you get along with your Parents: Me and My momma been doin much better
Do you like Thunderstorms: But who does?!?
Do you play an Instrument: No, wait... DEFINE instrument!!
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Yes, Smirnoff is good
In the past month have you Smoked: No but i feel a Black & MILD day comin on soon
In the past month have you been on Drugs: Just cold medicine
In the past month have you gone on a Date: A few... what can i say I'm a flirt
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Yes, It's da only thing to do here
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: I have not had a Oreo in a minute or two. Let me go buy some infact.
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: NO, let me go buy some of that too.
In the past month have you been on Stage: No... I should do sumthin big soon
In the past month have you been Dumped: No, I flip'd the script on 'em.
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: No...
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: Probably some food.
Ever been Drunk: Hell yes, but my heart was broken. Thats a good excuse come on.
Ever been called a Tease: It was my nickname in High School.
Ever been Beaten up: No, that was an accidental slap while dancing
Ever Shoplifted: I sends my boosters in for the big ticket items.
How do you want to Die: Well thought of by everyone, in my old-old-old age with no debts to burden anyone with. BUT I actually want to be here for the second coming.
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Successful with money, Loved by someone special in my life to share my wealth with, happy, and the owner of everything I have.
What country would you most like to Visit: Italy and/or England
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Brown, maybe color contacts to enhance beauty
Favourite Hair Color: Dark brown, but highlights are sexy
Short or Long Hair: Long hair is a major turn-on
Height: Short is too cute, but Tall is sexy
Weight: I dislike skinny people with no proportions.
Best Clothing Style: Sexy, Sophisticated, Casual, Unique, Self-Defining
Number of Drugs I have taken: Are we talkin prescriptions, over-the-counter, or illegal?
Number of CDs I own: Maybe 50, BUT I have 11 GB of music between both my computer
Number of Piercings: My ears... I'm still debating others
Number of Tattoos: None yet... mural coming soon
Number of things in my Past I Regret: The times I didn't express how I felt about sumthin'and/or sumone right then & there AND the mistakes I've made that might cause me failure later.

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My love is...

..> Your love is... by ChibiMarronchan Your name is... Your kiss is... erotic Your hugs are... friendly Your eyes... light up a day Your touch is... heart warming Your smell is... refreshi...
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The Keys to Your Heart

..> The Keys to Your Heart You are attracted to those who are unbridled, untrammeled, and free.In love, you feel the most alive when your partner is patient and never willing to give up on you.You...
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LOVE Tainted


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CLOSET

Wrote this during a confused time in my life
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Love ReAssured


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