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About Me


Remember: A good friend will help you move. A really good friend will help you move a body. Let me know if I ever need to bring a shovel.

I am 22 now, and I am still trying to understand what I am supposed to do with my life. I know where I want to end up, and I know how I want things to go along the way, but I just can't figure out quite how to go about getting there. I know how I want many things to turn out already... For instance, I want 3 kids... 2 of my own, and 1 adopted. I'd like to have 1 boy and 2 girls, preferably boy first, then girl, then when they are both about 13-18, adopt another girl, probably from out of the country. I already have a son, Cody. He was born on July 31'st 2007, and he is the most wonderful thing in the world. I know I would like to "retire" but remain active in life. People who retire to nothing die to quickly. I want to be remembered as a man with a good moral base, and great compassion. I want to leave behind a loving family who will miss me. I want to be able to provide for my family better then I have been provided for myself (this is going to be a fucking hard one...... Thank you mom and dad [and the steps]). I want to be a great grandfather, and be the rich grandpa everyone goes to when they need help.
You can hit me up any time you like on AIM @ DysfunktinaL, or any of my other contact info located below!
AIM - DysfunktinaL
MSN - [email protected]
Yahoo - DysfunktinaL
E-Mail - DysfunktinaL(AT)Gmail(DOT)com

My Interests

I'd like to meet:


I am really open with who I hang out with. I am not really into the drug scene, so if you are, sorry. I don't smoke pot, but smoking a little pot is okay in my opinion, but more then 2-3 times a week, and you have issues. Sorry folks, but I don't do drugs, and I don't want to surround myself with people who do. I try to be a relatively positive person.

My Blog

Ode to the Nice guys!

I found this on a friend of a friend's myspace, and thought it was awsome, and so true. I have done a rant myself almost identical to this not too long ago. I was actually looking for it last night to...
Posted by on Mon, 24 Apr 2006 23:21:00 GMT

I want

The following is brought to you by, boredom, sickness, and lack of sleep.WARNING: The following is a RANT, and however you may see it, most of this is brutaly honest and true!**** EDIT ****I just type...
Posted by on Tue, 28 Mar 2006 02:34:00 GMT

About me... Stolen from Lauren, who stole it from her sister...

TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The SurveyName:Matt BarnettBirthday:03-11-86Birthplace:McAlister OklahomaCurrent Location:Ontario CaliforniaEye Color:BlueHair Color:BlondHeight:6'2"Right Handed or Left Hande...
Posted by on Fri, 24 Mar 2006 04:44:00 GMT

My confessions

Make Your Confessions[] I'm afraid of silence.[X] I'm really ticklish.[]I'm afraid of the dark.[] I'm afraid of facing my back to open doors at night.[X] I believe in true love.[ ] I collect comic boo...
Posted by on Thu, 05 Jan 2006 01:15:00 GMT

About me, stolen from Lizzy-liz

Body: You can only say yes or no you are not allowed to explain anything:1. Taken a picture naked? rofl, yeah2. Painted your room? yes3. Made out with a member of the same sex? negative4. Drove a car?...
Posted by on Fri, 16 Dec 2005 17:06:00 GMT

I suck @ life?

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Posted by on Thu, 29 Sep 2005 17:02:00 GMT

Tattoos!

So I -really- want a tattoo! This is what I am thinking about getting: 1. A small Omega symbol on my inner right wrist. 2. A Basic red star on the back of my right leg below the knee 3. Both of the a...
Posted by on Wed, 08 Jun 2005 02:59:00 GMT

My life, or something not quite like it....

I am trying to decide on 2 very different career paths right now. Down 1 road waits a career in computers, and computer technology. I am very skilled when it comes to technology. I can sit at any comp...
Posted by on Wed, 08 Jun 2005 02:57:00 GMT

Think about it...

Do bald people get dandruff? Why doesn't baking soda freeze? What if you were to ask a genie to grant you more than three wishes for one of you wishes? If you made biscuits with chocolate milk inst...
Posted by on Wed, 08 Jun 2005 02:04:00 GMT

My love is........

Hell yes....... Your love is... by ChibiMarronchanYour name is...Your kiss is...mysteriousYour hugs are...gentleYour eyes...sparkle like the starsYour touch is...irresistableYour smell is...exoti...
Posted by on Thu, 10 Feb 2005 17:29:00 GMT