"in our bedroom after the war" |
i get no mofo readers anymore! why Why ??? am i not funny enough? have i lost the hipster factor? no. but seriously like eh mahgod. why does my sister get five bill...
Posted by on Mon, 30 Jul 2007 21:18:00 GMT |
North Korea Documentaries |
North Korea Documentaries
watch "Children of the Secret State." my mom and i just watched it. it's sad that this is the type of thing it takes to sensitize me to the urgency of the situati...
Posted by on Wed, 18 Jul 2007 19:24:00 GMT |
Daily Dilemmas of a Hoodmouseketeer Pt. 2 |
i was cleaning my jungle of a room and i found this cd of like 500 super old uber amateur hair salon outtakes from toni&guy or DASS or someplacerother.&...
Posted by on Thu, 14 Jun 2007 06:27:00 GMT |
Daily Dilemmas of a Hoodmouseketeer Pt. 1 |
Today, two hoodlum-esque Haitians or Dom in a Cans or Jah mehhhh cons (i'm not sure which) came into the store and wanted to do a pay retrieval. simple enough. I told them to fill out the ...
Posted by on Wed, 14 Mar 2007 11:31:00 GMT |
how do i cure racism? |
i've concluded that ppl just make it hard for me to NOT be racist. in other words, i've tried to be diplomatic and omnicompassionate. the fact is, i work with and am constantly surrounded by people wh...
Posted by on Thu, 08 Feb 2007 16:12:00 GMT |
LIZ, YOU'RE A SNOB! |
Recently, it has been brought to my attention that when i'm out and about, i look either A). mad; B). aloof; or C). disoriented. essentially, this culminates in the general assump...
Posted by on Wed, 31 Jan 2007 13:06:00 GMT |
The Adventures of Liz and Nicky Pt 1 |
Today was uber productive! HOI! Nicky and i get along like apples and peanut butter. he wanted to see Koreatown so we went to Pleasant Hill and ate lunch in Nukoa. and i p...
Posted by on Mon, 22 Jan 2007 16:52:00 GMT |
My Film Review |
Best movie of the year.
Little Miss Sunshine
Isn't it curious how the most dysfunctional families can actually be the most solid? It's almost like they make things w...
Posted by on Wed, 20 Dec 2006 07:26:00 GMT |
once, twice, three times a lady |
Last night we had tea and visited with an old family friend, Miss Jewel May. She's a true, blue, southern belle who lives in the Virginia Highlands. I think she's lived in the same home&nb...
Posted by on Mon, 04 Dec 2006 10:55:00 GMT |
helping is so much better than getting hammered |
it's that time of year again! HOORAYS!
i get so happy during the holidays.
there are only a few other things that make me get this way.
1). making my friends care packages when...
Posted by on Mon, 20 Nov 2006 14:11:00 GMT |
