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About Me

k so im ashley a.k.a. dot com, shandy, homo wotever
i am not a fekin scenster or ne of that myspazz pishe im me
i aint a fan of them people who pure constantly rage on about how "they dont care if you like me or not" shut the fuk up lol if u didnt care, why write it a?
i love orange fanta that just the way it is!
i love art and black and white photos its inspriring
im the most phobic person you will ever meet
i should be like a 60's child i love the who and the kinks just the way it is
im the most phobic person ever
but ill beat u at dares neday!!!
i like my music just depends what im in the mood for but nothing can beat old skool punk/rock i mean like 70's through to the late 90's, after that it all went tae fuk!!
i like : *when people say nice things *when i talk to someone i havent talked to in a while *takin back sunday *thinking about awsome things that gona happen *to go out with my friends and generaly get wrecked *liquid eyeliner *i love the simpsons episode with thealiens when homer is in the ufo and gets sprayed with stuff "what are u spraying me with" , "rum so no1 believes ur story" lol *the nasty male nurse in happy gilmore "you can get a glass of, shut the hell up"
i dont like :
*wankers who start on me and i dont even know who the fuk they are....u people fuk off and die!
*when i dont wear makeup i feel stoopid!
*falling out with friends, whats the point!
*hard-fi, they give me tourettes they suck so much!!!
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My Interests

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I'd like to meet:

some kool people who like to go to gigs and will take me along with them : D
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Music:

Just like whatever: i like stuff from pure raving techno to complete metal madness so either way u cant slag my music taste because i, am cultured llf i dont even know what that means : p

Movies:

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Television:

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Books:

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Heroes:


Danni-Elle Paton:By far the bestest friend ever!!!! like seriously you should be jealous. I love when she brings me little presents its cute, We like to drink out of glasses the size of goldfish bowls, We loved titp '06 roll on '07, i call her homo for reasons which are unknown.
Louise Mary Cochrane:By far the best child to go out with, she off the hinges, together we are the alchys of the group until i became a geek, she loves her hotdogs, i introduced her to the art that is sister act and made her see it in a new light now she has a weird obsession.
Leanne Lion Godzall: By far the best at doin kenny christie impressions, i dont have a picture of her because she is a gimp, she has lionesque hair, she is crazy, thats y we love her.
Elizabeth Anne Ather: By far the most genuine allrounder, when we were like 13 we went to hers and stole brandy from the cupboard and gave everyone else coke whilst we had brandy and coke...we kept running into the kitchen for more "coke" then ended up gettin a bit drunk and watering it down so the parentals wouldnt notcie, then at christmas her mum gave her grandad some "brandy" his reply was "its a bit watery" hahaha
Ashley Pineapple Ruxton & Jenna Bean Ford: By far are going on this as a couple.....a couple of fruitcakes theire awsome and i love them, they are people you actually cant get enuf of!!! Truely outrageous
Karen Rose Simpson & Darcy Hiya Rennie: By far the actually funniest people ever, the "origianls" haha we were like best friends ageeees ago and sort of drifted but hey ho they are back with avengence, there honestly thee funniest people ever like seriously their hypers will make anyone laugh theyr amazing