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Tappysuxxx

About Me

Tappy thinks he's in the Arctic Monkeys - what a gay!

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

currently, I'd like to meet Si the Photo Guy, and ask him to be my uncle Si, wear my turtle necks, watch the ball game with my dog and shit in my toilets. I'd then go back to his and look at his stunningly visual photo wall. But begad whan he finds out about my intensley physical affair with a mildly attractive ginger co-worker, he may just threaten to cut off my winkle unless she performs fellacio for the camera. Needless to say our relationship would sour after this point, rendering the title 'Uncle Si' a little TOO friendly...

My Blog

Dear Kids...

This open letter is mainly for all the kids I love, who all in un know who they are. I want to apologise for not being in contact as often as some of you would like, and indeed I would like. Its just ...
Posted by on Wed, 15 Nov 2006 01:29:00 GMT

My Review of the Word 'Hear'

Have you ever noticed that 'hear' has the word 'ear' in it? creepy...
Posted by on Tue, 15 Aug 2006 09:53:00 GMT

Let's Have Fun!

OK, fun is rarely free these days, I more than anyone understand that.BUTherd all your pet lizards into one corner of the kitchen, cos we're gonna play guess the animal! woot!okay, okay...who wants to...
Posted by on Tue, 04 Jul 2006 05:25:00 GMT

New Music For Y'all

ok, for the benefit of people like Paxton, who use me as some kind of musical and social barometer, I have decided to post my top ten tunes of just now, just so he can tottle off and download them, an...
Posted by on Tue, 27 Jun 2006 17:31:00 GMT

Things in my Mind

Musings...when an elf bakes bread in the morning dawn at his little elf bakery in the tree trunk of the enchanted forest, well I would bet that is an extra-cosy feel-good affair...When rabbits and cat...
Posted by on Wed, 24 May 2006 04:29:00 GMT

NME New Moosic Tour!!!

Wow! This was pretty much the sex as far as gigs go! an orgy of cracking bands! it was also like the best build up to a gig ever! the lads (pete, connor, rosco, ruairidh and haste) all in a car boomin...
Posted by on Tue, 16 May 2006 09:31:00 GMT

The Merits Of Randomness!

Over the past two weekends, the levels of randomness amongst our crew has reached excessive levels. I now believe that Pete, Connor, Watson, Paxton and myself are the most random individuals in Kelso....
Posted by on Sun, 26 Mar 2006 09:08:00 GMT