I ALWAYS LOOK FORWARD TO TRYING SOMETHING NEW, BUT THESE ARE SOME OF MY FAVORITE PASTIMES... SEX, BEER, AND ROCK 'N' ROLL IN ANY ORDER, TEXAS HOLD 'EM, BEACHES AND SWIMMING, FINE CIGARS AND SPIRITS, NINJAS, SAMURAI, PIRATES, VIKINGS, AND ALL OTHER CLASSIFICATIONS OF A WARRIOR, U.S. HISTORY, HARD PHYSICAL TRAINING, JUMPING OUT OF PLANES, KATANAS, CLASSY AND SOPHISTICATED LADIES, BILLIARDS, CAMPING AND HIKING, AND OTHER ILL-SHIT.
IF YOU ARE ACTUALLY INTERESTED IN MEETING ME THEN FEEL FREE TO EMAIL ME (ESPECIALLY CLASSY LADIES), I PROMISE TO TAKE THE TIME TO WRITE BACK TO YOU. SPAMMERS AND WEBCAM GIRLS CAN GO TO HELL, YOU GO TO HELL AND YOU DIE! IN THE REAL WORLD I LIKE TO MEET REAL PEOPLE. IN THE MATRIX IF THERE IS NO SPOON, HOW DO YOU EAT YOUR SOUP? IN THE AFTERLIFE I WANT TO MEET DEATH AND KICK HIM IN THE NUTS!
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WHATEVERS CLEVER, WE WOULD ALL BE DOOMED WITHOUT IT. I DON'T CARE WHAT ANYONE SAYS, ASSY MCGEE IS THE TITS, AND SO IS THE REST OF THE FINE SHOWS ON ADULT SWIM.
JOHN ADAMS BY DAVID MCCULLOUGH, HE WAS A VERY HIP DUDE. STARSHIP TROOPERS, 1776, THE ART OF WAR, THE WAY OF THE SAMURAI, EVERBODY POOPS, JUST TO NAME A FEW.
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