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SEX NINJA

I am here for Dating, Serious Relationships and Friends

About Me

MY NAME IS KEEGAN AND I LIKE TO PARTY! I JUST RETURNED FROM A 15 MONTH DEPLOYMENT TO IRAQ PARTICIPATING IN THE GLOBAL WAR ON TERRORISM. IT WAS A LIFE CHANGING EXPERIENCE THAT I WILL NEVER FORGET, AND HAS GIVEN ME A NEW OUTLOOK ON LIFE. I AM A PARATROOPER AND A SERGEANT IN THE 82ND AIRBORNE DIVISION. I HAVE BEEN IN THE ARMY FOR 3 1/2 YEARS AND WILL BE GETTING OUT IN FEBRUARY 2009, WHERE UPON I PLAN ON RETURNING TO MY HOME STATE OF MASSACHUSETTES AND ENROLLING INTO A BACHELORS PROGRAM TO BECOME AN ATHLETIC TRAINER. SOMEDAY I HOPE TO BE WORKING FOR THE BOSTON RED SOX, GO NATION!!!

My Interests

I ALWAYS LOOK FORWARD TO TRYING SOMETHING NEW, BUT THESE ARE SOME OF MY FAVORITE PASTIMES... SEX, BEER, AND ROCK 'N' ROLL IN ANY ORDER, TEXAS HOLD 'EM, BEACHES AND SWIMMING, FINE CIGARS AND SPIRITS, NINJAS, SAMURAI, PIRATES, VIKINGS, AND ALL OTHER CLASSIFICATIONS OF A WARRIOR, U.S. HISTORY, HARD PHYSICAL TRAINING, JUMPING OUT OF PLANES, KATANAS, CLASSY AND SOPHISTICATED LADIES, BILLIARDS, CAMPING AND HIKING, AND OTHER ILL-SHIT.

I'd like to meet:

IF YOU ARE ACTUALLY INTERESTED IN MEETING ME THEN FEEL FREE TO EMAIL ME (ESPECIALLY CLASSY LADIES), I PROMISE TO TAKE THE TIME TO WRITE BACK TO YOU. SPAMMERS AND WEBCAM GIRLS CAN GO TO HELL, YOU GO TO HELL AND YOU DIE! IN THE REAL WORLD I LIKE TO MEET REAL PEOPLE. IN THE MATRIX IF THERE IS NO SPOON, HOW DO YOU EAT YOUR SOUP? IN THE AFTERLIFE I WANT TO MEET DEATH AND KICK HIM IN THE NUTS! IF YOU WOULD LIKE YOU CAN CONTACT ME AT EITHER: [email protected] OR [email protected]

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Music:

IF YOUR PARENTS HATE IT THEN IT MUST BE GOOD!

Movies:

I LIKE THE NOTEBOOK, 50 FIRST DATES, THE ENGLISH PATIENT,... WAIT A SECOND, THOSE ARE ALL CHICK FLICKS?! WHY DO SO MANY MOVIES SUCK LATELY? WHY DO WE FEEL THE NEED TO MAKE MOVIES OUT OF OLD AND STUPID TV SERIES, OR REMAKE OLD CRAPY MOVIES? WHY! DAMN YOU ALL TO HELL!!!

Television:

WHATEVERS CLEVER, WE WOULD ALL BE DOOMED WITHOUT IT. I DON'T CARE WHAT ANYONE SAYS, ASSY MCGEE IS THE TITS, AND SO IS THE REST OF THE FINE SHOWS ON ADULT SWIM.

Books:

JOHN ADAMS BY DAVID MCCULLOUGH, HE WAS A VERY HIP DUDE. STARSHIP TROOPERS, 1776, THE ART OF WAR, THE WAY OF THE SAMURAI, EVERBODY POOPS, JUST TO NAME A FEW.

Heroes:

.. Perfection on FunnyOrDie.com ..THE BOSTON RED SOX, RED SOX NATION, AND NESN. YOU COMPLETE ME. THE NEW ENGLAND PATRIOTS, N.E. IS PROUD OF ALL YOUR ACCOMPLISHMENTS, FUCK ALL THE HATERS, THEY STILL NUMBER ONE. I ALSO WANT TO GIVE A SHOUT OUT TO MY MOM AND POPS, BUDDHA FOR KEEPING IT REAL, THE MEN AND WOMEN SERVING IN THE ARMED FORCES, STEVE IRWIN FOR SHOWING US THAT STING RAYS WILL FUCK YOU UP, CHUCK NORRIS FOR NOT ROUNDHOUSE KICKING ME TO THE FACE, AND OF COURSE I CANNOT FORGET MY GOOD FRIENDS JIM BEAN AND JACK DANIELS, IF IT WASN'T FOR YOU GUYS I WOULD BE A LITTLE SMARTER AND A LITTLE RICHER.

My Blog

SOLDIERS DON’T WANT STUPID CARE PACKAGES

THEY WANT SEX AND BEER!!! THE MILITARY PROHIBITS SOLDIERS FROM HAVING SEX OR CONSUMING ALCOHOL. THE MILITARY ALSO PROHIBITS THE POSSESSION OF PORN. TAKE A MOMENT TO THINK ABOUT THE PSYCHOLOG...
Posted by SEX NINJA on Sat, 09 Feb 2008 06:53:00 PST

THE COCK PUSH-UP

A WISE MAN ONCE SAID "YOU NEVER KNOW WHEN YOU MIGHT NEED TO FUCK YOUR WAY OUT OF A BAD SITUATION". THE COCK PUSH-UP, ONE IS ALL YOU NEED. WHAT IS BELIEVED TO BE A MYTH, I WILL SOMEDAY MAKE INTO A REAL...
Posted by SEX NINJA on Tue, 01 Jan 2008 04:25:00 PST

I am losing my mind

I really am.
Posted by SEX NINJA on Mon, 03 Sep 2007 05:23:00 PST

......on smoking

after many failed attempts to quit the "habit", i finally realized that enough was enough, it was time to buckle down and stop making excuses, after all 2-3 packs a day cannot be good for you, if you ...
Posted by SEX NINJA on Sun, 19 Aug 2007 06:42:00 PST

Fart Jokes

Fart jokes, most of the time, are funny. When you can smell them, they tend to not to be funny, especially if they make your nose runny. - K. Darling
Posted by SEX NINJA on Thu, 16 Aug 2007 12:54:00 PST