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Robert

I am here for Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends and Networking

About Me


Breif para, bout myself... Well im a short dumpy well rounded midget, who has a penchant for lies!!!

My Interests

I like Dwarf tossing, monkey racing, badger rolling, and drinking scrumpy out of parrafin bottles, Im a praaaaaaaaaaaper cunt-rylad! and i like HUMPING THE LOCAL SCRUMPY MAIDEN (Gail)

I'd like to meet:


I'd like to meet people with, mouths, fingers, and toes, with hair (in the correct places!) smooth soft bellies, and wet tounges, also Idealy they shall be called Gail.

Music:

dont know about music really, just what my friend Ollie (a panoramic picture!) tells me to listen to... ask him!