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DeepThoughtsByJackHandey.com1. Initials: SAL2. Name someone with the same birthday as you: My hub's ex-wife. Haha. Uncomfortable and true. Also my cousin's girlfriend, Kristina.3. Favorite fruit? Mitch R.4. For or against same sex marriage? For. What bidness is it of mine? We live in what's supposed to be a free country, don't we? (unless you worship God, then you are not allowed to do so publicly!!)5. Are you allergic to anything? Hay and cleaning.6. Are you bisexual? Not that I'm aware of. Possibly tri-sexual.7. Have you ever slept in someone elses clothes? Uh huh. But I've never walked in anyone else's shoes...8. How many U.S states have you been to? Hmmm. It would be easier to name the ones I haven't been to, like any touching the Pacific Ocean...'cept Mexico, I've been there, but I don't think it's a state, yet...9. How many of the U.S states have you lived in? Four, I think. SC, MO, IL, MI10. Have you ever lived outside the U.S? Nope. However, some people tell me I'm living in outer space, sometimes...11. Name something physical you like about yourself? My hair. I used to like my bellybutton, but then they took my appendix out of it and now it's ugly.12. Something non-physical you like about yourself? Sometimes I'm funny. But sometimes I'm the only one who thinks so.13. Do you have any pets? A husband named Greg, son named Ben, two border collies (technically Greg's) named Buzz and Rosalee, and the ghost of my bunny, Jamaica.14. What is your dream car? One that requires no tune-ups and runs on water (until they start charging three bucks a gallon for that, then dirt...) Oh, and that is the size of a monster truck, yet fits neatly in my garage. 15. If you could go anywhere in the world where would you go? Once again, it would be easier to tell you where I WOULDN'T want to go....like Lebanon or any of its neighbors, Korea, northeast Africa, FRANCE, Mississippi....16. Are you bipolar? If I say yes will I get any good meds?17. What dream car do you want your husband/wife to drive? Haha. Well, since what's his is mine and what's mine is mine, see the ? regarding MY dream car. As for my wife, she can have the loaded black GMC Yukon Denali...gotta keep the little lady happy...18. Where would you want to go on a first date? Well, I'm married now, but for argument's sake, the first date could also be the last...so milk it....a Mojito in Cuba, then to Greece for Saganaki, Italy for the main course and espresso, somewhere French (but not France) for dessert, and off to Chile for an after dinner glass of wine....wait--doesn't Epcot offer all of that ('cept maybe Cuba) in one fabulous package??) New answer: Epcot.19. Would you date the person who posted this before you? That's a pretty silly reason to date or not...but if it were my husband or Gerard Way or Brandon Flowers, then yes.20. Has anyone ever sang or played for you personally? Yes. Amazingly, yes.21. Ever been kissed under fireworks? Yup. It was explosive. Hehe.22. What was the last text message you received: From my hubby. Can't repeat it.23. Have you ever bungee jumped? I did the feet-first bungee jump thing at the beach--does that count?24. Have you ever white water rafted? No. I'm actually scared to--I would probably skydive first--but Greg insists we will one day...25. Has anyone ten years older than you ever hit on you? Any girl that's ever stepped foot in a "drinking establishment" has been hit on by someone AT LEAST ten years older...As for me...I married him! (9.5 years) 26. Are you racist? Only against Jews, blacks, Arabs, gays, non-Christians, and men. Just kidding, I like gays alright. ;-}27. What song are you listening to right now? I'm listening to Rolling Thunder and Rain; by God.28. What's your favorite song at the moment? That's a tough-ie. I'm really digging the new NIN song, but I wouldn't say it's my favorite...and "Mr. Brightside" is stuck in my head, but that's only because I was just thinking about Brandon Flowers....so I'd have to say Wagon Wheel by Old Crow Medicine Show--it's also my ringtone...29. What was the last movie you watched? Big Fish30. Where was the last place you went besides your house? Just got back from SC Saturday...but had to inventory a store in the ghetto of Detroit yesterday, so Hell.31. Have you ever seriously vandalized someone else's property? No, I don't think so.32. Have you ever hit someone of the opposite sex? MmmHmm...Hit 'em wit my hotness.33. What's the first thing you notice about the opposite sex? I guess their smile...either that or their ass...whichever I see first. =)34. What's your fav. body part on the opposite sex? Which part do you think? That's right--legs! I like good legs...35. What do you usually order from Starbucks? Triple-Grande-Nonfat-Caramel-Macchiatto-with extra caramel. Seriously. Or the same frapped affagato style.36. Say something totally random about yourself: Cucumbers make me want to hurl.37. Do you have an iPod? Nope. I have a radio.38. Has anyone ever said you looked like a celebrity? Oddly enough, one old guy (I'm pretty sure he was legally blind) told me I looked like Drew Barrymore. I've also heard Valerie Bertinelli. They're all morons. I really look like Oprah Winfrey.39. Do you have freckles? huh, yeah man. And if I hear another "connect the dots" joke, I'm gonna start swinging!40. Are you comfortable with your height? I wouldn't mind being MUCH taller...41. Do you love someone right now? Of course.42. How tall are you? My license says I'm 5'1''43. Do you speak any other language other than english? Pig Latin (y uymay ocopay spanolay) that was Spanish-Pig-Latin...*44. Have you ever ridden in a limo? Yup. Just recently, actually--ROCKSTAR night w/ Crossfade n Saliva....Bite me groupies.45. Has anyone you were really close to passed away? Unfortunately46. Do you watch MTV? Way back when it was MUSIC television, yeah, but now that its Skank Reality TV, NEVER.48. What's something that really annoys you? When people are too lazy to put their shopping carts in the cart return that is 2 spaces down from where they parked...50. Do you like Michael Jackson? I sure do! Love him! (really, I do)51. Have you ever surfed? the web, tv52. Do you know how to pump gas? That would be a stupid question, but really, the very first time I was driving with one of my friends in the car (do you remember this PK?) I was low on gas and had NEVER pumped gas before and she had to do if for me cause I had NO idea, and I never heard the end of it. True story...53. Do you drive? yeeeeeeeees....54. What's the latest you have ever stayed out? Well, ever since I became a big girl I've pretty much made my own rules....but the latest would have to be around two days....55. Have you ever thought that you were honestly going to die? Yes! Weenie Roast 2000 w/ Brooke and Jenny and pineapple, rum and Dr. Pepper, some illegal substances, and lawn seats....good times...good times....56. Were you ever rushed by an ambulance into the emergency room? No, but my son was and I was riding along....baaaaaaad night....57. Have you ever been dared to do something you didn't want to do? That's kind of the point of a dare, isn't it?58. What's your favorite state to live in? A drunken one59. What color is your hair? RED60.What color are your eyes? Oddly, the same color as my hair61. Do you have any special talents? hahahahaha. mmhmm.62. Favorite non-alcoholic drink? sweet tea63. Favorite city? Emerald64. Have you ever ridden a mechanical bull? no. even drunk that never sounded like a good idea.65. If you were working on a pirate ship, what would you most likely be? a pirate. duh.66. Who do you live with? My son, hubby, 2 dogs, and ghost of my bunny67. Last thing you watched on TV? Sesame Street68. Do you wear glasses or contacts? I'm supposed to wear glasses, but don't have any69. Have you ever taken a roadtrip? Several--NY, DC, Chicago, Tampa, Detroit, SC (for the biggn's)That pretty much sums it up for now. Oh, and my favorite color is red. And, not so much for long strolls on the beach, but down a bustling NYC street, in the Chicago Loop, or even downtown D.C. are alright with me. And I love Sushi. And fried vegetables. And Arabic food. And sweet tea. And mojitos. This layout was handmade with love by the folks at My space or yours? Go get one!