Jess

About me . . . at the moment I'm high as a kite, and checking out this site. A club friend is always telling me how MySpace is. Kay, even stoned, that sounded lame to me. So let me try again. Ahem. About me . . . well, I should start by explaining I'm not always stoned. It was just a really long day. You see my partner and I are buying our first home, we're in escrow, and there have been complications, and I was stressed. Very stressed. But my friend Krista showed me how to roll a joint with a dollar bill, and gave me some escrow-destressing hooch. I can't roll like Krista, not even close. The whole thing with the dollar really confused me. But I did roll a good one in my usual fucked up way. There is always a moment when rolling, when I think, my gosh, this one might not work out. And that's concerning, because if the paper tears, and its all wet and wrapped up, unwrapping and getting the hooch back out is kind of a bitch. Kind of a bitch? Who are we kidding? Its a total bitch. But this one turned out. It was one of my better ones. It only went out twice, and the second time it went out, it was practically a roach, so I didn't relight it, because I don't like taking a hit when its too close to my mouth. I could probably get one more good hit off of it. But I'm feeling so good right now. Why fuck with that? That stress I mentioned earlier, has melted away. Tomorrow I have a last minute desperate panic suggestion for my realtor. Tomorrow I will be stressed. But right now . . . I'm feeling good.