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Simon Jenkins/Peter Perkins

Be still, Cody.

About Me

if you've not seen me in a while, my hair's a little longer than it was before MyGen Profile Generator

My Interests

Big knits

I'd like to meet:

gok wan

Music:

awkward rap

Movies:

american teen crap.. width="425" height="350">.. ..>.. width="425" height="350">.. ..>and i think i may put mary poppins in there too, though i may take it out

Television:

gilmore girls. watching Jack Rhoden watch the Olympics

Books:

...............still not reading
Favourite Cereals Crunchy Nut, Shreddies, Weetabix, (somtimes with Shreddies on top) Lucky Charms, (what happened to them) Ricicles, Coco Pops, (though sometimes their are quite sharp, physically) Bran Flakes, Special K, Start

Heroes:

wayne coyne anna and miles from this life christian bale's engineered deep voice

My Blog

Colin Jenkins and the Little Crake Dylan Show

hey, welcome to another Simon Jenkins dream". On Friday night I dreamt that my dad, insurance surveyor Colin Jenkins, successfully managed to invite Bob Dylan round to (our family friends) The Hargrea...
Posted by Simon Jenkins/Peter Perkins on Sun, 11 Mar 2007 06:01:00 PST

Neon Claws and the Fish Lens Theramin Position

t'Other neet, I had a dream involving the burgeoning electroclash-clap-trap-bonanzatron that is Neon Claws. Through some sort of a fish lens, first person perspective (this may be a later fabrication ...
Posted by Simon Jenkins/Peter Perkins on Fri, 16 Feb 2007 06:52:00 PST

Last Night's Dream In My Head N Shit

Last night I dreamt Jeff Stelling died - cant remember much apart from seeing the news either on Ceefax or in a newspaper, more likely the former. Then there was some service or something on Sky Sport...
Posted by Simon Jenkins/Peter Perkins on Tue, 26 Dec 2006 10:31:00 PST

Sasa Ilic and The Death Of John Prescott

I dreamt that I went to some sort of grandiose theatre to celebrate Jack's birthday. Instead of spending time with him, however, i went up the stairs to the theatre part of the theatre to see the show...
Posted by Simon Jenkins/Peter Perkins on Tue, 24 Oct 2006 09:23:00 PST

great coke taste............

...........zero sugar?!    
Posted by Simon Jenkins/Peter Perkins on Tue, 03 Oct 2006 05:30:00 PST

name generationnnnnnnnnnnnessss

Simon Jenkins, boring but rythmically sound, translates nicely to.... Wrestling Name - Ivan Beast American Name (name if i were american i guess) - Alexander Spencer My prospective male childs name - ...
Posted by Simon Jenkins/Peter Perkins on Tue, 12 Sep 2006 02:55:00 PST

Impressionable Student Indie Girls and the Guillemot's Shop Toilet

i had another vivid dream last night. this time, i was back in stephenson hall for some reason, or at least it felt like stephenson hall; i was watchin a match on a pull down screen in what felt like ...
Posted by Simon Jenkins/Peter Perkins on Fri, 08 Sep 2006 09:12:00 PST

Joe Cornish and the Friend That Time Forgot

I freamt that Joe Cornish from Adam and Joe fame was not getting any work in the showbiz circles so familiar to him and, instead, decided to do leafleting for bands. He seemed quite humble about his p...
Posted by Simon Jenkins/Peter Perkins on Wed, 06 Sep 2006 02:20:00 PST

Apfelsammeln und der Holzschlag der Beeren

ich habe gerade diese reizende kleine übersetzung Sache auf google gefunden, bemühe mich ich, es soviel wie zu benutzen ich Dose, weil sie mich Blick, wie ich Sprache kenne und, als Linguistikabsolven...
Posted by Simon Jenkins/Peter Perkins on Mon, 04 Sep 2006 08:52:00 PST

Facial Topiary and the Oldland Show Anachronism

the oldland show is like some sort of recurring dream; every year you wake up at the same time, same place and are greeted by the same people, stalls, acts - everything is the same!!! oldland, please,...
Posted by Simon Jenkins/Peter Perkins on Wed, 30 Aug 2006 02:30:00 PST