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Kong

Did I leave the iron on....?

About Me

A largely peaceful upbringing on Skull Island hanging with the boys, getting into scrapes with a few local dinosaurs and studying for a masters in philosophy.All that changed when I met Anne (lovely woman) and was invited to visit New York to give a few lectures on what it's like to be a 25 foot gorilla. That went a bit wrong - crossed wires - and I ended up being chased half way around the city, culminating in a bit of a showdown on top of the Empire State Building. The views were really quite magnificent, mind.I'm now residing in a small village just outside Bletchley. I never did get to see Anne again and I do miss her. Oh well, the cribbage evenings keep me occupied and I'm on the waiting list for the next series of Countdown so keep an eye out for me.

My Interests

Cribbage, city breaks, speed-dating, sudoku

I'd like to meet:

Anne, lovely Anne. Maybe we could have a chat and catch up. Call me.

Music:

The Monkees, Part Chimp, Gorillaz, Guano Apes, Simian, Arctic Monkeys, Beth Gibbons, Girls Aloud

Movies:

Monkey Business, Planet of The Apes, Gorillas in The Mist, Twelve Monkeys,

Television:

Yes, that badly dubbed, imported Japanese martial arts teatime adventure fantasy that we all remember fondly from our childhood... The Water Margin.

Books:

Wittgenstein, Neitzsche, Hobbes, Camus, Brandreth

Heroes:

Rod Hull and Emu