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I am here for Dating, Serious Relationships and Friends

About Me

Hi, if you're reading this, you obviously want to know more about me. What can I tell you that you might not already know? As an infant I learned to crawl backwards before I could crawl forwards. I used to leave my stuffed toy dog at the door to protect the house. I ripped my dad off for $100 when I was 8 years old. Somewhere in my old house there is a pile of misplaced Ninja Turtle accessories. I used to be terrified of the dark.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Mel Brooks, Stan Lee, Michael Caine, Jon Stewart, Stephen Colbert, Steve Carrell, Conan O'Brian, Seth Macfarlanea

My Blog

Windy City Heat

I moved to Chicago a few weeks ago.  Just thought I'd update that for you people.
Posted by on Wed, 11 Feb 2009 13:32:00 GMT

It's Been A While

So I never update this thing, and as much as I hate to break tradition, here goes... Finals are gonna suck. Need a 2nd job. Visa owns my soul right now. Spider-man 3 was good. Lots of people leaving. ...
Posted by on Mon, 07 May 2007 07:37:00 GMT

9/11

So, it's 9/11.  Hmm.  I wanted to have a Zoiks show tonight, so we could call it Zoiks: Too Soon?  But apparently that's just in bad taste.
Posted by on Mon, 11 Sep 2006 16:53:00 GMT

And now the post where I describe all my friends

Do you honestly think I'm stupid enough to put something like that here on the internet where anybody can read it?  Jesus you people are stupid!
Posted by on Tue, 18 Apr 2006 16:25:00 GMT

Douche-o-meter

I think it's high time that the government came up with a scale to measure just how big of a douchebag somebody is.  I think this will be a great development for society as we know it.
Posted by on Thu, 06 Apr 2006 20:40:00 GMT

I swear I'm not a pedophile!.......or.........Young-Vagina-Protector Man

I have taken my first step toward myspace animosity, and deleted a "friend."  Keep in mind that this friend was some 15 year old girl from Oregon that I don't know and have no intention of knowin...
Posted by on Mon, 27 Mar 2006 00:52:00 GMT

Shame

People need to stop doing shit that they're going to be ashamed of if somebody else finds out.  Seriously.  What's the point of doing it in the first place if you're gonna regret it the seco...
Posted by on Sat, 25 Mar 2006 02:31:00 GMT

V For Vendetta

The first great movie of the year.  Don't view it as a movie as much as a prediction.  Give the government to much power and look what happens.  I wouldn't mind blowing up a government ...
Posted by on Mon, 20 Mar 2006 14:35:00 GMT

Saint Patricks Day

You really have to love the Irish, and I guess the Catholics.  Who else would devote a holiday to some guy, and then decide the only way to fully appreciate it was to get drunk?
Posted by on Thu, 16 Mar 2006 16:07:00 GMT

Fuck You All

I think that basically describes how I feel about most people.  Don't get me wrong, I love a few of them, but chances are that you're not one of them.
Posted by on Sat, 11 Mar 2006 00:51:00 GMT