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About Me

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Your Personality Is Like Acid
A bit wacky, you're very difficult to predict.
One moment you're in your own little happy universe...
And the next, you're on a bad trip to your own personal hell! What Drug Is Your Personality Like?

Lily Cameron http://HighSchoolSmiles.bebo.com/
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My Interests

CAPRICORN. The passionate Lover Nice. Sassy. Intelligent. Sexy. Predict future. Irrestible, awesome kisser. Loves being in long relationships. Great talker. Always gets what she wants. BY FAR the BEST in BED. Very sexy. Coolest. Loves to own Gemini's in sports. Extremely fun. Loves to joke. Loves to be your first so you'll NEVER forget. Smart.
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Music:

Absolutely in love with Gnarls Barkely (does that make me crazy??) Pink Floyd, Nirvana, the Chillis, The Arctic Monkeys (I bet that they look good on the dancefloor), Sabboth, Joni Mitchell, Bob Dylan, Amy Winehouse - They tried to make ME go to rehab, but I said no No NO

Movies:

Withnail and I, Walk the line, Human Traffic (Spliff Politics!!), The Green Mile, Dogma, Jay and Silent Bob strike Back, The Craft, Little Nicky, Leon, Lolita

Television:

Simpsons (obviously!) Family Guy, Corrie and Eastenders (to my never ending shame!), DESPERATE HOUSEWIVES (thank God it's back!!) Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps, Shameless, Heroes, etc etc

Books:

I think I might need to stock up on self help
You Are 80% Paranoid Schizophrenic
You definitely have a chance of being a paranoid schizophrenic.
Crazy or not, you certainly don't have a good grip on reality! Are You A Paranoid Schizophrenic?My new favourite drink
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My Blog

Raining

It's raining big, wet, strange drops of rain. And Carol on telly said it's gonna be like that all weekend. England is a puddle.Why?Why is it like that?I've slept on my sister's barbarically uncomforta...
Posted by Mistress Of Sarcasm&Miss Love(open to suggestions) on Fri, 25 May 2007 01:01:00 PST

Life

Ok so I'm back in lil ol England. After a horrible night with the crazy bitch from hell I hopped on the first plane to London this morning.And now I'm back. Didn't go quite as I'd forseen. Definetley ...
Posted by Mistress Of Sarcasm&Miss Love(open to suggestions) on Thu, 24 May 2007 02:54:00 PST

Drink Problems

..> Drink Problems... SYMPTOM: Pint appears to be crystal clear...FAULT: It's water. Somebody is trying to sober you up.ACTION: Punch him/her. SYMPTOM: Don't recognise anyone, don't even ...
Posted by Mistress Of Sarcasm&Miss Love(open to suggestions) on Tue, 22 May 2007 01:35:00 PST

The tale of Lily - By Big Si

"Now, hearken all to the saga of Lilya, the fair warrior queen... Many in her homeland would speak of fabled southlands, where the sun was like unto a hammer upon an anvil and the rain fell mainly on ...
Posted by Mistress Of Sarcasm&Miss Love(open to suggestions) on Tue, 22 May 2007 01:32:00 PST

Lily Camerahead - By Miss Jo Love

you'll find the lily in between two stars!! when i went to the planetarium i found out that everything in our universe is made in the centre of that universe by a star therefore lily is the stuff that...
Posted by Mistress Of Sarcasm&Miss Love(open to suggestions) on Mon, 21 May 2007 01:10:00 PST

Miss Jo Love

I loves Miss Jo Love. She´s a plum voiced fox she is. She knows the importance of not smokin er if ya can´t loiter and also to keep quiet about that small pile of children´s feet. If anyone asks she s...
Posted by Mistress Of Sarcasm&Miss Love(open to suggestions) on Mon, 21 May 2007 04:29:00 PST

Oh my God I can´t believe it! I´ve never been this far away from home!

Ok it´s about 25degrees, I´m drowning in factor 50 and instead of the golden glow I was anticipating I just look sweaty!I´ve been thrown up on 4 times already. There´s baby sick everywhere, in my hair...
Posted by Mistress Of Sarcasm&Miss Love(open to suggestions) on Thu, 10 May 2007 01:07:00 PST

40 Fun Things To Do In A Lift

1. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering, 'Shut up, dammit, all of you just shut UP!'2. Whistle the first seven notes of 'It's a Small World' incessantly.3. Sell Girl Scout cook...
Posted by Mistress Of Sarcasm&Miss Love(open to suggestions) on Mon, 26 Mar 2007 01:30:00 PST

Peter Kay's Home Truths - Sorry Crys, but I did warn ya x

1) Triangular sandwiches taste better than square ones.2) At the end of every party there is always a girl crying.3) One of the most awkward things that can happen in a pub is when yourpint-to-toilet ...
Posted by Mistress Of Sarcasm&Miss Love(open to suggestions) on Tue, 20 Mar 2007 02:45:00 PST