TIMMY BANG

TRAVELLING, LAUGHING, FALLING OVER, GENERALLY PUTTING MY SELF IN NEAR DEATH SITUATIONS THEN MOCKING GOD AS I STROLL ON THROUGH LIFE (OFTEN IN PAIN) STILL ALIVE.... SELLING ART, TAKING PHOTOS AND SUPPORTING SOUTHAMPTON FOOTBALL CLUB WHICH IS ALSO A SOURCE OF MUCH PAIN....

I'd like to meet:

SOMEONE WHO CAN EXPLAIN TO ME HOW TO STAY ON MY FEET WHEN DRUNK
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: TIMMY BANG
Birthday: 11 FEB 1980
Birthplace: INVERNESS
Current Location: ON AN ICEBERG (NO SHIT)
Eye Color: BROWN
Hair Color: SAME AS THE EYES
Height: TALL ENOUGH
Right Handed or Left Handed: RIGHTY
Your Heritage: IRISH HIGHWAYMEN... YOUR MONEY AND YOUR WIFE!
The Shoes You Wore Today: THESE ONES
Your Weakness: LACK OF BALANCE
Your Fears: THINGS WITH ;TS OF LEGS
Your Perfect Pizza: PEPPERONI FRENCH FRIES AND FRIED EGGS
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: NO MORE INJURIES
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: HELLO
Thoughts First Waking Up: WHO IS THAT.....???
Your Best Physical Feature: EYELASHES
Your Bedtime: NEVER
Your Most Missed Memory: I DONT REMEMBER
Pepsi or Coke: EITHER WITH A DOUBLE JD PLEASE
MacDonalds or Burger King: BURGER KING
Single or Group Dates: WHATEVER
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: DONT KNOW
Chocolate or Vanilla: VANILLA
Cappuccino or Coffee: EITHER
Do you Smoke: YEP
Do you Swear: I TRY NOT TO BUT CANT FUCKING HELP IT
Do you Sing: ONLY AT THE FOOTBALL
Do you Shower Daily: TWICE
Have you Been in Love: POSSIBLY NOT
Do you want to go to College: DID IT
Do you want to get Married: THINK THAT WOULD BE UNECCESSARY
Do you belive in yourself: YEP
Do you get Motion Sickness: NOPE
Do you think you are Attractive: YOU TELL ME
Are you a Health Freak: NEGETIVE
Do you get along with your Parents: AFFIRMATIVE
Do you like Thunderstorms: YEP
Do you play an Instrument: THE PINK HARMONICA
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: AN AWFUL LOT YES
In the past month have you Smoked: AS ABOVE
In the past month have you been on Drugs: UNFORTUNATELY NO
In the past month have you gone on a Date: KINDA
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: YEP IT WAS SHIT
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: WHAT?
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: YEP
In the past month have you been on Stage: YEP
In the past month have you been Dumped: NOPE
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: NOPE
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: YEP (penguin)
Ever been Drunk: HAVE I EVER NOT BEEN???
Ever been called a Tease: YEP
Ever been Beaten up: OF COURSE IM A DRUNKEN TEASE...
Ever Shoplifted: YEP
How do you want to Die: QUICKLY FALLING OFF SOMETHING
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: I DONT THINK THAT WILL HAPPEN
What country would you most like to Visit: BRAZIL... BE THERE SOON....
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: AS LONG AS THERE ARE TWO DONT MIND
Favourite Hair Color: USUALLY BLOND BUT HAVE BEEN PERSUADED OTHERWISE
Short or Long Hair: AS LONG AS THERE IS SOME....
Height: SHORT AND CUTE IS GOOD
Weight: NOT TOO MUCH PLEASE
Best Clothing Style: NONE....
Number of Drugs I have taken: PLENTY PLEASE
Number of CDs I own: ????
Number of Piercings: 3
Number of Tattoos: 0
Number of things in my Past I Regret: 0.00000000000000000000000000000000001

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