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About Me

IF you were to take some spooky pockets, and a duck robot you'd probably get sick, and that's about where i hang out a lot. I have a closet FULL of cardboard, and I always keep my pencils dull. I tend to take Buckets of Pink Floyd and Beck, and drink them until I can't see anymore. I like look at writtings from native americans that lived thousands of years ago, and color them with crayons. I work with titanium di-oxide, melamine, and urea. I take these substances, stretch them through long ovens and roll them up like a 1200 meter chinese yo-yo. I paint my eyes with singing skeletons, russian jews and midget time travelers. I dream often of Lothlorien, and riding trains into vietnam to partake of hot tea in a budist temple whilst not talking for 10 cycles of the sun. These are my hopes. My costumes. My krinkled hands and my carmelized stomach. Watch them grow into a clump of dancing spartan shafts in the whirlwind.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

I'd like to meet a pack of elves. Or, someone who has boiled a piece of burbor until the glue got soft, and ate it for Christmas dinner.
I got a girl who's better than all people and possibly rock mutants, and she picks peppers with her face, and feeds them to me all night long. She's a silver vixen missing 20 links (but then adds 3), who's prepared to sit and stare as we drive off a cliff. She has an ogre slaying knife with a plus 8 against ogres. She thinks a lot. We wish that life was a musical, and we loves shucking corn. We are also cannables...

My Blog

Calcium Carbonate Catastrophy

So.  I haven't been here in a while.  Turns out that OK state isn't so bad.  What does suck is that I have to spend all day in a concrete block reading endless papers by old foresters.  I need friends...
Posted by on Sat, 17 Oct 2009 23:21:00 GMT

Walter Acrefoot has cramps

So, I am a golfer these days, it's official.  I bought my first set of clubs, and I can't wait to start hitting trees with them.  In other news, I hate school.  You'd think 7 years of college would be...
Posted by on Wed, 06 May 2009 11:12:00 GMT

Oklahoma is OK!

Hi yall, I'm Mayor Bee.  Free honey for everybody, yeah!  So, after months of anticipation, I FINALLY know where I'm going for grad school!  We'll be moving this summer to Stillwater, Oklahoma to go t...
Posted by on Mon, 02 Mar 2009 19:13:00 GMT

Cartographic Billiard Ball

Well...I opened this up but now have nothing to say.  Other than this important fact!: I hate it when things I collect don't match.  Today's example: my Harry Potter collection is all paperb...
Posted by on Thu, 01 Jan 2009 00:18:00 GMT

The improvidence of gregarious augurys

Murp murp murp I'm a bunny.  In other news, I finally frickin' took my G.R.E. today, and I'm still decompressing.  If I have to learn another word like 'halcyon' for at least a year it will ...
Posted by on Sun, 05 Oct 2008 08:33:00 GMT

Hades handshake

It's 12:27pm, and I should have been at work at 7am.  I used the excuse that my coworker is in the clinic for poison oak treatment, but now that he's not even coming in at all I should go alone.&...
Posted by on Mon, 15 Sep 2008 07:25:00 GMT

Morla, The Aged One

So yesterday I was walking to a reference tree at work.  Standing by it, I was looking into a swamp that was to be my home for the next 2 hours.  I thought to myself, "oh boy.  And list...
Posted by on Wed, 27 Aug 2008 05:48:00 GMT

Pants Party

Hello again.  I just got back from a Saturday of Crispen Glover amazingness.  The man read 8 of his insanely funny books to us on a stage complete with a slideshow of near meaningless but aw...
Posted by on Sun, 27 Jan 2008 18:35:00 GMT

Mensuration Monarchy

I have decided that I hate celebrity gosip with true passion.  Everytime I am in the supermarket checkout, I seriously have to restrain myself from setting fire to the whole place whenever I see ...
Posted by on Sun, 14 Oct 2007 00:19:00 GMT

Alice's Platoon

So I've always thought something was really weird about the way we look at people.  I actually mean look at them, not in a manipulative pshycological kind of way (blue steel look).  But seri...
Posted by on Tue, 15 May 2007 14:42:00 GMT