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chris

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About Me

My name is Chris. I love music, I love to drum. I love buying ridiculous hats. I love life. I have some very good friends who are all good in their own ridiculous ways. I wish i could write excellent songs like Bob Dylan. I am a very supersticious person. Wednesdays are bad luck... Thursdays are good luck. If i see a number plate on a car that says a word, for example CAT-134 i take it as a good luck sign... i think i may be slightly autistic. When i grow up i want to be a magician or the guy who stands on the back of a gondola singing in a deep italian accent. My hobbies include, busking, drumming with my band (Goldenears) and getting nicely drunk. I have a strange talent for arguing in french whilst drunk, so don't take me...

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

John Lennon, before he died. Im sure he would say something amazingly cool. I would like to meet Bob Dylan, the greatest songwriter ever. I would like to meet Frank Walker, from National Tiles, and punch him in his ugly face. I would love to meet Ghandi and challenge him to an arm wrestle.

My Blog

things i hate

Ghanda trackies Ukeleles Dancers Dancers who wear Ghanda trackies Dancers who wear Ghanda trackies and play the Ukelele Dancers with myspace photos of themselves wearing Ghanda trackies and playing pu...
Posted by on Thu, 23 Aug 2007 03:28:00 GMT

Recipe: Goon and Peas

Ingredience 1 x sack of goon 1 x big glass (or bucket, if you are entertaining guests, if so, a ladel is necessary) 1 x bag of frozen peace Instructions 1. Fill the bottom 5th of the glass with peas 2...
Posted by on Mon, 26 Feb 2007 02:36:00 GMT

Blog

Here are a few words that rhyme with blog: Frog, smog, hog, wog, fog, cog, clog, jog, log, bog, nogg, dog thankyou
Posted by on Fri, 04 Aug 2006 02:39:00 GMT