swearbears

Born in the back of a flatbed truck and raised by poodles, Jamey began his career in comedy by inflicting pain upon himself for the amusement of others. After a while, this becomes boring and unlife fulfilling. So, leaving the circus and that life behind, he moved on to the task of taking over the world. World domination being what it is, required Jamey to learn some special skills. The demonic laugh, the scheming hands and face, the affection for shiny outfits and last but not least, the ability to come up with very elaborate ways of executing mundane plans. After being overthrown by a wiz kid with a timex sinclair, Jamey under the name Jammy disappears into the Los Angeles underground, where he survives today as a soldier of fortune. If you have a job and you can find him maybe you can hire Jamey.