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Azryel 13

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About Me


"Computer games don't affect kids; I mean if Pac-Man affected us as kids, we'd all be running around in darkened rooms, munching magic pills and listening to repetitive electronic music." -- Kristian Wilson, Nintendo, Inc, 1989
Wow, where to begin?
My Passion... My Flickr Page.
I will always be Closet Nympho. Never fear kiddies.... I'm also a Wanna-be globe trotter. Music worshipper. Pitiful photographer. Hopeless Romantic. Chameleon. Know-it-all of useless trivia. Fiercely independent. Devastatingly charming. Unrepentant. Hopeless lover of lingerie. Wild child. Pin-up girl/Bettie Page admirer. Loved to be challenged. Pining to be a cosmonaut. Straight talker. Car Singer. Opera lover. Hellraiser. Free thinker. Big, twinkling eyes that cause trouble. Enthusiast of laughing. Large dog lover. Thrill seeker. Voracious reader. Sarcastic smart-ass. Glass artisan. Walking conundrum. Mainstream celebrity/gossip/media machine nose thumber. 1000 Watt smile. STP's 'Big Empty' is sex to my ears. Covert dancer. Devious woman. Blunt. Art lover. Celebrating my inner talentless Rock Star. Shy; yet aggressive (in a good way) when alcohol added. Adore learning. Funny as hell. Secret dork.
Perhaps Elvis Costello said it best:
........
She's been a bad girl.
She's like a chemical.
Though you try to stop it,
she's like a narcotic.
You wanna torture her.
You wanna talk to her.
.........

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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

People who aren't fake, embarrassed to be themselves, or embarrassed to be around me. I can't take underhanded and paranoid people. I've been pretty burned in the past (people being snoops, and other major trust issues); they bring such drama with them. Dude, just chill, and have some fun! Also having a warped and sarcastic sense of humor helps immensely. My mind lives in the gutter, and my friends come down and visit me often.... So if you think you can handle being real, a little warped, sarcastic, and fun.......


My Blog

Dont Drink the Water...

What has happened to us, as a generation?  Is there something that was slipped into our water that makes us so miserable?I have 3 people in my life, extremely dear to me, that have recently, spo...
Posted by on Sat, 05 Jan 2008 05:06:00 GMT

I feel like I'm playing with Fire...

1. Who knows the real you?I would say not really anyone. I always manage to surprise the people closest to me.2. What is your current mood?ehhh, It's ok. Just a little cold, a bit tired from traveling...
Posted by on Sun, 25 Nov 2007 18:05:00 GMT

Maynard, You Sexy Beast!

So, I mentioned earlier that someone thinks Puscifer's 'Rev 22:20' was completely about me.  I was so flattered!To save you the trouble of trying to find the right fucking lyrics, or trying to f...
Posted by on Wed, 31 Oct 2007 04:19:00 GMT

Drunk?

***WHILE YOU'VE BEEN DRUNK, HAVE YOU EVER ... ***1. Pissed on yourself?Oh god no.. 2. Pissed somewhere that's not the toilet or outside?Nope3. Been kicked out of a bar for being too rowdy?No4. Woken ...
Posted by on Thu, 27 Sep 2007 21:03:00 GMT

Pictures

Yahoo!I finally got around to putting more pictures on my Flickr account.  Granted, they are so not in order...But baby steps, people!  (work with me...)Check 'em out, and let me know what y...
Posted by on Mon, 24 Sep 2007 05:01:00 GMT

The Lesser-Asked Questions...

42 Things Rarely Asked Survey 1. Have you ever been searched by the cops? Not yet 2. Do you have any weird sleeping habit? Sometimes I talk in my sleep, but it's not THAT w...
Posted by on Sun, 16 Sep 2007 06:05:00 GMT

Watch Me (if you haven’t already...)

Demitri MartinThis guy is soooo funny.If you get a chance, watch the whole special uninterrupted.
Posted by on Sun, 09 Sep 2007 16:35:00 GMT

Oh Please, Oh Please, Oh Please

As read on Yahoo! Music News:OK, moving on to happier stories, such as...dancing days are here again, because the three surviving members of Led Zeppelin are finally getting back together! Yep, h...
Posted by on Sat, 08 Sep 2007 04:55:00 GMT

OMFG, thats funny

Foosball fucked up my perception of soccer. I thought you had to kick the ball and then spin 'round and round. I can't do a back flip, much less several ... simultaneously with two other guys... tha...
Posted by on Sat, 21 Jul 2007 06:24:00 GMT

Ex Survey

Body: Let's see if you can get through it. If you're not too scared about your past... 1. Your name? Closet Nympho, Batman, Robs.  Pick one. 2. Would you kiss the last person you kissed agai...
Posted by on Tue, 03 Apr 2007 00:46:00 GMT