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.44caliberLAURA

I am here for Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends and Networking

About Me

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Today is the greatest day I've ever known.
LOUD
Disarm you with a smile
Party Animal
My mind separates from my body.
Nocturnal
Professional Dangler

Nerd

The indescribable moments of your life tonight. The impossible is possible tonight

filthy/gorgeous

The Ultimate Coolness
Souless
Black Lungs
Annoying
waiting for the good in everything... while the world keeps failing.

Sometimes British
Dumb Drunk Bitch
Redonkulous
Rude Mood
Get jealous, it makes me wet

Likes it violent
Heartless Bitch
Immature
I'm not sure what's worse... The waiting or the waiting room.

Vulgar
Inapropriate at all times
No need to lie
Discreeeeeet!
Forever Laughing

Violently Happy
Dances like a fool
Likes getting my blood taken
Dressed to kill you look so right, I am drunk with lust tonight

“We had two bags of grass, seventy-five pellets of mescaline, five sheets of high-powered blotter acid, a salt shaker half-full of cocaine and a whole galaxy of multicolored uppers, downers, screamers, laughers… also a quart of tequila, a quart of rum, a case of Budweiser, a pint of raw ether, and two dozen amyls.”

Thrives on your sorrow
Glittery
MaKe It HuRt

No self control...
Voyeur
Selfish
Loves practical jokes

Enjoys being scared
Irresponsible
I feast on the blood of the innocent

Dreamer
Murderous Tendancies
I'm kind of a big deal...

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Pee Wee Herman, Oprah, a real live Yeti, whomever invented cheese......

My Blog

Tobogganing EXTREME ~ drinking is better downhill

Fabulous! I went sledding last night AND tonight. Last night (friday) was very spur of the moment. I had heard there MIGHT be a sledding party, so I felt the sledding urge come on strong. But, poop, t...
Posted by on Sun, 11 Feb 2007 01:22:00 GMT

Short EMO JOURNAL entry

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Posted by on Tue, 30 Jan 2007 02:06:00 GMT

dirty sanchez... and more!

1. Hot Lunch - While receiving head from a woman, you proceed to shit on her chest. (A.k.a. the Cleveland Steamer) 2. The Stranger - Sitting on your hand until it falls asleep and then jerking off,...
Posted by on Tue, 28 Nov 2006 05:03:00 GMT

Laura thinks about things...

     
Posted by on Tue, 28 Nov 2006 02:17:00 GMT

EMO JOURNAL ENTRY . 2

Don't try to understand me....   Comment me.
Posted by on Thu, 09 Nov 2006 02:50:00 GMT

EMO JOURNAL ENTRY . 1

I have created a photo journal to express my emotions...
Posted by on Thu, 09 Nov 2006 02:45:00 GMT

!!!!PICS OF ME!!!! with almost blond hair.

Sometimes my hair looks like this... but not often. I prefer having dark hair. Although I do look good in ANY hair. Cause I'm sooooooooo good looking. Enjoy.
Posted by on Mon, 31 Jul 2006 00:07:00 GMT

Potatoes

  I really prefer to eat potatoes when they are leftovers.... I mean, don't get me wrong... I fuckin' LOVE potatoes at dinner time, all freshly cooked and stuff.  But when theres some lefto...
Posted by on Thu, 22 Jun 2006 01:04:00 GMT

Drunk Bitches

Drunk Bitches!!! Here is a super sexy photoshoot from our amazingly fun drunken evening. Good times, all the time... (Our new theme song) Ba-donk-a-donk Errrbody in Lauras kitchen getting ti...
Posted by on Sat, 20 May 2006 14:14:00 GMT

Milk comes in a bag.....

Milk comes in a bag..... yes it does.  It may also come in a carton... or a jug.  Bag is simply the best way to go.  Have you ever tried a "Project Milk"?  Take a bag of milk.... ...
Posted by on Thu, 27 Apr 2006 01:42:00 GMT