light bulb |
how many body builders does it take to change a light bulb: 9  
;1 to change the light bulb
and 8 to spot him yelling your looking BUFF&nb... Posted by hawaiian boy (meet me under the mistle toe) on Thu, 15 Nov 2007 07:40:00 PST |
funny black jokes (no offense) |
Q: What happens when you stick you hand in a jar of jellybeans? A: The black ones steal your watch.Q: How do you start a black parade? A: Roll a 40 down the street.
Q: What was the only thing missing ... Posted by hawaiian boy (meet me under the mistle toe) on Tue, 06 Nov 2007 08:48:00 PST |
desire |
Breathe deep the gathering gloomWatch lights fade from every roomBedsetter people look back and lamentAnother day's useless energy's spentImpassioned lovers wrestle as oneLonely man cries for love and... Posted by hawaiian boy (meet me under the mistle toe) on Mon, 29 Oct 2007 09:24:00 PST |
things you dont want to hear your surgen say right before you fall alseep on da operating table |
Look Ma, no hands!
OK all sewn up...HEY! Where did my cup of coffee go?
Check it out! Isn't this 100 times cooler than using juggling balls?
Wait...I just finished, and...you're telling me th... Posted by hawaiian boy (meet me under the mistle toe) on Fri, 19 Oct 2007 07:55:00 PST |
fear and courage |
(quote) "FEAR IS ONLY THE ABSENSE OF COURAGE
BUT COURAGE IS NOT THE ABSENSE OF FEAR
BUT THE BELIEF THAT U CAN OVERCOME THAT FEAR" (unquote)
(adam cristia ) Posted by hawaiian boy (meet me under the mistle toe) on Sat, 30 Jun 2007 07:40:00 PST |