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About Me

The Many Faces of the Queen........... Here you see a montage of all that the queen could hope to be and then some......She has toured the royal land across the pond where she found many evidences of royal presence. She did not know about the "Mobile Thrones". Perhaps she'll have one shipped stateside. She went shopping as well for some new duds as her previous caparison was getting a bit old and musty and everyone knows that keeping up with the latest trends is a heartsome chore---and royalty itself is not easy......it's hard work. Getting dressed in my royal garb?....don't get the Queen started!!! But, my latest ensemble works, don't you think? Check back frequently to my page ....my royal garb can change weekly, depending on my royal mood. I have sired three sometimes loyal princes. I have many court jesters --- would you like to be one? My Once and Only King--Diddy, is the best by far. Much music can be heard in our castle by the sea. Sweet strains of "Kevin" and "Opstyles" and "Bril" and "Flock", "The Bat" and those "Delta Boys" are often heard in the halls of our spired building. There is no moat---although, at times, I think we need one, with all the strange comings and goings in the back entrance to our grand abode. These strange royal subjects I call "The Illustrated Ones" as they have messages all over their bodies. The others I call "The Holey Ones" as they have poked holes in numerous parts of their bodies. The LARGE ear holes in the lobes intrigues the Queen. One could hang a tire or other car part (possibly a carburetor?) from said holes. I guess the pencil behind the ear is out of vogue---much better to use the 'ole ear hole I guess. Do these younguns know that as one ages the ears and the nose grow? It will be interesting to see these subjects when they have reached the ripe old age of the Queen. But the Queen loves her royal subjects no matter how illustrated or holey.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Queen Elizabeth,Queen Latifah, I've been on The Queen Mary---we queens must stick together. Oh, and someday I will meet the King of the Universe ---you know that guy, God, The King of Kings. And guess what? All of you will have to deal with him at some point---especially His Son Jesus---and that particular nice thing He did for you on Good Friday and Easter--because, I hear tell from The Ancient Book of Truth, that someday every knee shall bow and every tongue confess that Jesus is Lord. That ancient of books also says that we aren't good enough to get to heaven by our own merit--we need the perfect merit of Jesus to get there---He was and is perfect, you know---despite all the balderdash you're hearing from Dan Brown and his best-selling book of renown---- The Queen has spoken her edict and she will discuss aforementioned topic with any of her loyal subjects-----Queen Out

My Blog

Dead Presidents Dont Lie

Two days ago I met a dead president. His name was Woodrow Wilson---Dr. Woodrow Wilson. He was my urgent care doctor on duty for the various and sundry ailments of the masses. No, he wasn’t propp...
Posted by on Wed, 09 Apr 2008 11:38:00 GMT

Say No to Crack

The Queen recently visited the land of royalty (again) where she visited the Tate Modern Museum in London. Now, modern art often elicits these responses from the Queen: I could do that; a two y...
Posted by on Mon, 26 Nov 2007 17:15:00 GMT

Today I Met America

Today I met America.....no, not the land of the free and the home of the brave one.....not the land of fruited plains variety. No, I met the band, "America"---or should I say, the duo that is America....
Posted by on Wed, 13 Jun 2007 19:05:00 GMT

I Hate Paris in the Springtime....

The Queen is exasperated!!! Here are today's (June 6, 2007) headlines: Putin Suggests New Missile Shield Site Immigration Bill Fails Key Test-Vote PARIS HILTON LEAVES JAIL FOR HOME LOCK-UP Congress Pa...
Posted by on Thu, 07 Jun 2007 09:42:00 GMT

The Queen was in the building

A recent bulletin I posted and realized it just needed to be a blog..... On my new profile pic posted Feb. 2007: See my pics.... The Queen is not a bulletin kinda gal....but she feels she needs to exp...
Posted by on Wed, 07 Feb 2007 16:36:00 GMT

Dead Santas Everywhere

Have you seen them? Those dead Santas everywhere. On lawns, roofs, fences, draping down like so much slop. I'm talking about those inflatable and lightable Christmas decorations that people only infla...
Posted by on Mon, 04 Dec 2006 10:02:00 GMT

Queen Gone Wet and Wild

The Queen has just left the land of King George (II ?) Savannah, GA and is currently sitting in a Starbucks in South Carolina waiting for the King while he meets with a client in the local area s...
Posted by on Thu, 10 Aug 2006 11:16:00 GMT

The Center

The center is Christ....... June 10, 2006 IT IS THEY THAT BEAR WITNESS ABOUT ME. John 5:39Jesus Christ is the Alpha and Omega of the Bible. He is the constant theme of its sacred pages; ...
Posted by on Sat, 10 Jun 2006 15:56:00 GMT

Trusting God

June 8, 2006 NOW YOU SHALL SEE WHETHER MY WORD WILL COME TRUE FOR YOU OR NOT. Numbers 11:23God had made a positive promise to Moses that for the space of a whole month He would feed the vast compa...
Posted by on Thu, 08 Jun 2006 08:19:00 GMT

Christmas in June

The Queen was shopping today at Trader Joes, when all of a sudden there arose such a site, Santa appeared somewhere to her right.....yes, The Queen saw Santa enter TJ's, stop at the flower d...
Posted by on Tue, 06 Jun 2006 22:57:00 GMT