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About Me

I am The QUEEN OF THE DORKS. The one and only. I like piercings and tattoos. I have 14 piercings and 2 tats at the moment. I love to read. Its my passion, my obsession, my curse. I am extremely eclectic when it comes to my music tastes. I can obsess over Tchaikovsky and in the same breath simply die over Cradle of Filth. I also enjoy 80s hair metal very much. I am also a big nerd, all A's all the time. Thats what I am about because I dont believe in doing things half-assed. I dont make friends so dont talk to me if u dont know me. I dont want any more fucking drama in my life. I dont want you, i dont like you, i dont think you are attractive and definitely i will not have sex with you and your wife. Please quit emailing me, stupid ass people.

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What Seven Deadly Sin are you?
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You Are Somewhat Machiavellian
You're not going to mow over everyone to get ahead...
But you're also powerful enough to make things happen for yourself.
You understand how the world works, even when it's an ugly place.
You just don't get ugly yourself - unless you have to! How Machiavellian Are You?
You're an Passionate Kisser
For you, kissing is about all about following your urges
If someone's hot, you'll go in for the kiss - end of story
You can keep any relationship hot with your steamy kisses
A total spark plug - your kisses are bound to get you in trouble What Kind of Kisser Are You?
You scored as Dracula. You are the smooth sexy cool Dracula. Patient and lustful. If you were any cooler youd be ice. Great style with a way of seducing those around you. And three brides who wouldn't want to be him.

Marius

100%

Dracula

100%

Armand

83%

Angel

83%

Spike

83%

Deacon Frost

83%

Blade

75%

Akasha

67%

Louis

58%

Lestat

42%
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The Keys to Your Heart
You are attracted to those who are unbridled, untrammeled, and free.
In love, you feel the most alive when things are straight-forward, and you're told that you're loved.
You'd like to your lover to think you are stylish and alluring.
You would be forced to break up with someone who was insecure and in constant need of reassurance.
Your ideal relationship is lasting. You want a relationship that looks to the future... one you can grow with.
Your risk of cheating is zero. You care about society and morality. You would never break a commitment.
You think of marriage something you've always wanted... though you haven't really thought about it.
In this moment, you think of love as something you can get or discard anytime. You're feeling self centered. What Are The Keys To Your Heart?

My Interests

I live to serve. My own dominant personality makes me love to have people to look down on but my maternal instincts make me want to run their lives. I love to cook, clean, take care of people, all that domestic shit. I love to make girls bleed and scream. Tara, you are my inspiration to be the best dom ever!!!! I have not been this way for a really long time though. I guess everything changes. I like to listen to music (who doesnt?) and read. My passion is collecting sexy underwear. I love kitties and puppies and whips and blades. They fascinate me. I cant think of anything else.

I'd like to meet:

I have met some really cool people from some great bands but I would love to meet Lars Ulrich from Metallica. He is my man even though he is married. I would also kill to meet Dani Filth and ask him some questions to put some rumors to rest. Umm, well, I would like to explore Laurell K. Hamilton's house. I just know she is hiding Jean-Claude in her basement. Or at the very least Nathaniel as her sex slave. Not that he is least in any way or that her husband isnt hot, its just that I dont believe she can make these guys up. She has to have some inspiration. I just know it. Ok, I really hope so. I have met almost every other band that I wanted to except I never got the chance to meet the guys from Nile. Oh well, I will get it eventually.

Doyle My, my, my, we do like the dark and mysterious
don't we? You picked Doyle, the queen's
darkness and own personal assasin with the
court title of Baron Sweet Tounge. With his
black skin, eyes, and hair, he blends in
perfectly with the shadow. He's reserved and
very honorable, yet has no qualms about
killing when ordered.

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Your Aura is Green
Your Personality: You are a high acheiver who is very competitive. You're bound to reach your goals, no matter how lofty.

You in Love: Picky with high standards, it's hard to find your match. You need a man as driven as you are!

Your Career: You need a high profile, challenging career to satisfy you. Consider finance, sales, or running your own company. What Color Is Your Aura? . . . . " / Get Your Own Voice Player Manage

Music:

Just about anything. The only music I hate is rap and pop music. They suck, suck, suck. Of course, there are exceptions to every rule. I love death metal and country, classical and glam rock, just everything. If we are going to do favs, I have to do genres. My fav country is Kris Kristofferson and Reba, my fav metal is Cradle of Filth and Deicide. My fav classical is Tchaikovsky and my fav glam rock is Skid Row. Of course, that changes alot so dont put much stock in it. I am not gonna be like most people and put a big long list of bands I like so I can look cool. That would take forever and I really dont care that much to do it. Of course right now I am all over the bands that my friends are in (doesnt everyone have a friend in a band, thats such a cliche). True to my devoted nature, I will be their groupie till they kick me out.

Movies:

My favorite movie is the Labyrinth. David Bowie is the man as Jareth, the Goblin King. I like lots of things though especially movies that make you cry. I will watch them once, buy them and never watch them again. I love movies like Troy and King Arthur becuase they are beautiful if not very accurate. Oh, and anything with Fairuza Balk in it. She has caught my eye since The Worst Witch and Return to Oz. I have everything she has ever done, even the documentary she was in.

Television:

The only television that I watch is CSI when I can catch it. The real CSI not Miami or new york. I also watch jeopardy. Its my favorite show. Oh, and I watch the news at 6 with no sound most mornings. Its a trip trying to figure out what those captions mean. Now, I DVR things so I watch the girls next door and dawsons creek too
You are Grissom, probably the smartest and
certainly the most logical CSI. With poor
people skills and a love for insects that
goes waaay beyond normal. You are probably
reserved, thoughtful (but not emotionally)
and slightly eccentric.

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Books:

My fav authors are Laurell K. Hamilton, L. J. Smith, Tamara Pierce, and Robert Jordan. I really really like Neil Gaiman. I adore fanfiction especially slash.
You are Gabriel! Sadomasochistic son of a bitch.
You pimped out your wereleopard pard and made
them all almost as sick as you. Though you
did save some of them from fates worse than
death, you tortured them for your own sick
pleasure. You deliver people from one horror
to another. Save them and then turn on them.
You sick bastard.

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Heroes:

"While the rest of the species is descended from apes, redheads are descended from cats." -Mark Twain

My Blog

Pensive much?

I am beginning to really doubt myself. I used to be such a bitch and so heinous to everyone. I used to make swell decisions. Now I dont know. My life has been a ser...
Posted by Queen of the Dorks on Tue, 31 Oct 2006 07:16:00 PST

NEW YOUTUBE VIDEOS and new facebook photos

So i have been trying to upload all my videos to youtube, its slow going....http://www.youtube.com/user/darkqueenkatbu i have some new facebook photos now....the links to them are also in my previous ...
Posted by Queen of the Dorks on Mon, 23 Oct 2006 09:29:00 PST

links

ok so i was trying to get a link to my facebook. but no one had one.so now that i am at home, i am gonna post them all.this is links to all 12 albums. some are unfinsihed and some are just for that pe...
Posted by Queen of the Dorks on Sat, 07 Oct 2006 09:02:00 PST

facebook, and cute link

Ok so while I have had my facebook for a long time. I am finally doing something with it. Heres another link to cuteness. My status is sleeping with eric. Thats hilarious. I changed his and made it to...
Posted by Queen of the Dorks on Tue, 17 Oct 2006 09:12:00 PST

PICS FROM THE LAST FEW WEEKS

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Posted by Queen of the Dorks on Mon, 11 Sep 2006 07:22:00 PST

I am Catwoman!!!! Hell Yeah!

Your results:You are CatwomanCatwoman 95%Hulk 85%Green Lantern 85%Wonder Woman 75%Supergirl 75%Robin 72%The Flash 70%Batman 65%Spider-Man 55%Superman 40%Iron Man 40%You have had a tough childhood,you ...
Posted by Queen of the Dorks on Fri, 08 Sep 2006 10:04:00 PST

my celebrity faces, yeah right

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Posted by Queen of the Dorks on Wed, 30 Aug 2006 03:53:00 PST

Thursday night pics

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Posted by Queen of the Dorks on Fri, 25 Aug 2006 03:55:00 PST

Summer pictures

This is some stuff from my summer. Its been long and hard. Too much drama by far but i wouldnt change anything.I met a beautiful guy who could have been the best thing that ever happened to me, then i...
Posted by Queen of the Dorks on Wed, 23 Aug 2006 07:35:00 PST

UNHOLY RUINS PICS

http://uab.facebook.com/album.php?aid=2021604&l=52624&id=205 11532Pics from the Unholy Ruins show Aug 12th at the Green Room. Anyone who didnt come missed out. We had a fucking awesome time. It was hot...
Posted by Queen of the Dorks on Mon, 14 Aug 2006 07:52:00 PST