In Tyler We Trust |
Deliver me from Clear Skin and Perfect TeethDeliver me from Abercrombie & FitchDeliver me from Test ScoresDeliver me from Super ModelsDeliver me from Reality ShowsDeliver me from Credit Cards and ...
Posted by on Thu, 24 Apr 2008 22:21:00 GMT |
The Return of The He-Man Woman Haters Club |
For you faithful blog readers you probably remember my first blog "Being Single" where I listed the top ten reasons for being single. Then I dated a couple people... yeah. Now I’m single again, ...
Posted by on Mon, 31 Mar 2008 17:09:00 GMT |
Buttons! |
As very few of you know my birthday is coming up. Yes the big 1-9, 19, the XIX, it's 20 minus 1 and 16 plus 3. Not to mention that is you take one from nine you get an eight, eight split is a 4 and a ...
Posted by on Tue, 05 Feb 2008 22:38:00 GMT |
Its War Murphy |
This weekend Murphy's Law has declared war on me. For those few that don't know about Murphy's Law it's the principal that anything that can go wrong, will go wrong. For me everything has gone wrong. ...
Posted by on Sat, 26 Jan 2008 22:47:00 GMT |
I think I’m the only one |
I really honestly do. I think that I'm the only human that doesn't want immortal life. I don't know why anybody would want that, I really don't. I don't want and afterlife- heaven, hell, limbo wh...
Posted by on Sat, 29 Dec 2007 23:34:00 GMT |
Personal Favorites |
Everybody should have a personal favorite Movie, Song and Book. These are not your top number one, whatever, these are the whatevers that struck a sharp personal note deep in side you that either...
Posted by on Mon, 24 Dec 2007 22:38:00 GMT |
I am so... WACKED right now |
That's right folks. Friends, family, esteemed members of the jury (god I wonder what would happen should I face a jury... and what for hmmm) I would like to thank the academy because I'm Wacked. Yes I...
Posted by on Tue, 06 Nov 2007 23:04:00 GMT |
Keeping an Open Mind |
One thing that I can't stand about most humans is their total lacking in the ability to keep an open mind. Really, it's almost impossible to hold a hypothetical conversation with somebody without them...
Posted by on Fri, 07 Sep 2007 16:20:00 GMT |
Why am I Crazy? |
Why? Why is the question people have asked for centuries of centuries. Why do clouds float, where do babies come from, how come you never pay any attention to me, where in the world did you learn how ...
Posted by on Thu, 16 Aug 2007 11:24:00 GMT |
Top Five |
It's 1:30 in the morning I have a splitting headache, talking to a very cute girl with a personality to match, listening to Stealer's Wheel (guess what song I dare you), watchng Empire Records for the...
Posted by on Mon, 02 Jul 2007 22:27:00 GMT |
