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Uncle_Brandon : The Sandwich Maker

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About Me

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Punk at heart, Raver by creed and Freak by design, I have been deemed a "bad influence" by those nearest and dearest to me. I also dig long walks at night and the funny colors that I see when I close my eyes. I used to be addicted to Myspace, then I got the patch... now I am 25% Myspace free!! I need a hobby, if anyone knows of one (If I get one more person tell me that "Self Sodomy" is a hobby..) feel free to bring it up. I've also learned I have a very unhealthy addiction to WoW... where's Intervention when you need it?
Some people are like Slinkies ... Not really good for anything...... But they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs.
Your Homicidal Rampage! by crash_and_burn
Your name:
Weapon of Choice: Flamethrower
Your Favorite Target: Prostitutes
Your Kill Count: 973,121,783
Your Battle Cry: "I got mad skillz, yo!"
Years You Spend in Jail: 16
How Much Money In Damages You Cause: $64,321,511,940,508
Your Homocidal Insanity Level:: 40%
Quiz created with MemeGen !I just recently learned that D n B is God....just so you know...
.. You scored as Judge. You are a Judge Empath, one who is a "truthsayer". You can tell truth from lies, good from evil. You do not tolerate wrong doing. You are a defender of the good and the innocent. You are kind and merciful but do not play foolish games. (from "The Book of Storms" by Jad Alexander)

Judge


70%

Precog


65%

Fallen Angel


60%

Universal


60%

Shaman


60%

Healer


50%

Traveler


50%

Artist


45%
What Kind of Empath Are You?
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My Interests

Music (Anything with a beat or anything NOT Country) Movies (Anything Independent, or WITHOUT Julia Roberts) Videogames (Geek by habit) Food (Culinary is my one true love) Midget Vs Donkey Mud Wrestling Competitions (Dreaming is Great) Doing this entire thing spelling one word wrong CONSTANTLY (heheheh)

You're a Deathrocker/Goth-Punk! You're into old
school gloom-n-doom ghoul punk music, ripped
up tight clothing, and big hair cut into
unnatural designs. You recognize the
cheesiness in Goth, and play with it to your
benefit.

What kind of Goth would you be?
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You are
What Rejected Crayon Are You? The 3 Variable Funny Test :

the Shock Jock
((61% dark, 42% spontaneous, 47% vulgar))

your humor style:VULGAR | SPONTANEOUS | DARKYour sense of humor is off-the-cuff and kind of gross. Is it is also sinister, cynical, and vaguely threatening to the purer folks of this world. You probably get off on that. You would cut a greasy fart, then blame it on your mom, and then just shrug when someone pointed out that she's dead.Yours is hands-down the most outrageous sense of humor; you like things trangressive and hardcore. It's highly likely (a) you have no limits (b) you have no scruples and (c) you have no job. Ironically, it's your type of humor that can make the biggest bucks in show business.PEOPLE LIKE YOU: Howard Stern - Adam Sandler - Roseanne Barr

The 3 Variable Funny Test

I'd like to meet:

I really want to meet anyone named "Jebidiah" who isn't a hick or inbred (asking a bit much??). I would also love to meet anyone who can explain how I can tye-dye my hair. If you're willing to listen to me, that is a whole bag of good points too. But as of now, I'm just looking for someone to finance my newsest pet project "The 'Keep Brandon Home and Let him Play WoW from Now On' Initative". Prospect are great so far, with at least three people reading this sentence. =D Go K.B.H.L.P.WoW.F.N.O!!!!

Advanced Global Personality Test Results

Extraversion |||||||||||| 43%
Stability |||||||||||||||| 63%
Orderliness |||||||||| 40%
Accommodation |||||||||||||||||||| 83%
Interdependence |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Intellectual |||||||||||||||| 63%
Mystical |||||||||||||||| 63%
Artistic |||||||||||| 50%
Religious |||||| 23%
Hedonism |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Materialism |||||||||| 36%
Narcissism |||||||||||| 43%
Adventurousness |||||||||||||||| 63%
Work ethic |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Self absorbed |||||||||||| 50%
Conflict seeking |||||||||||| 43%
Need to dominate |||||| 30%
Romantic |||||||||||||| 56%
Avoidant |||||||||||||| 56%
Anti-authority |||||||||||||||| 63%
Wealth |||||| 23%
Dependency |||||||||||||||| 63%
Change averse |||||||||||| 50%
Cautiousness |||||||||||||| 56%
Individuality |||||||||||| 50%
Sexuality |||||||||||||| 56%
Peter pan complex |||||||||||||| 56%
Physical security |||||||||||||| 56%
Physical Fitness |||||||||||||| 57%
Histrionic |||||| 30%
Paranoia |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Vanity |||||||||||| 50%
Hypersensitivity |||||||||||||||| 63%
Female cliche |||||| 30% Take Free Advanced Global Personality Test
personality tests by similarminds.comAnd a Gangsta-Goth, a Juggalo that is allergic to face paint, a stripper with Tourets Syndrome, and a dog that can do backflips...that is just hardcore.

Uncle_Brandon --

[adjective]:

Visually addictive

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Music:

NIN, Linkin Park, SUBLIME, 311, Dj Rap, MxPx, The Ataris, Sneaker Pimps, Early Blink 182, Deep Dish, Type O Negative, Babes in Toyland, AK 1200, Bif Naked, Taproot, Eminem, Nelly, BT, anyone who does a kick ass punk cover (the suck ass one aren't good tho), The Misfits, DnB, Norah Jones, Jewel, Zorak, Brak, Busta Rhymes, SMASHING PUMPKINS, Zwan, APC, sr71, THe Used, Beastie Boys, Dj Heavygrinder, Some Assembly Required, Q, Me First and the Gimme Gimmes, Bush, Bjork, Tori, Tool, Marilyn Manson, Pearl Jam, MARS and Bad Religion.

I am Frylock from Aqua Teen Hunger Force!!
Which Aqua Teen Hunger Force character are you??

How Gamekiller proof are you? Quiz



It looks like you have the tools to withstand all major Gamekiller threats. More often than not, you fend them off naturally and get the girl. But dont let this get to your head youre still pretty weak. You let your guard down too much, letting The Gamekillers get the best of you. Take this lesson to heart: when youre macking on a girl, dont worry about those fools lurking next to you. Keep your eye on the prize and focus on the girl. Once you get a lock on your cool in any situation, youll be throwing game like you invented the game. Youre almost there

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You Are a Chimera
You are very outgoing and well connected to many people.
Incredibly devoted to your family and friends, you find purpose in nurturing others.
You are rarely alone, and you do best in the company of others.
You are incredibly expressive, and people are sometimes overwhelmed by your strong emotions. What Mythological Creature Are You?

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Movies:

Anything by Kevin Smith, Equilibrium, Underworld, Undercover Brother, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Breakfast at Tiffany's, STAR WARS (I'm a warsie) and any Horror Movie made (espically bad ones).

adopt your own virtual pet!

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Which South Park kid are you most like?
Kyle
You are clever, and often come up with intelligent and funny comebacks to other people's stupid remarks.

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Television:

I adopted a cute lil' ninja fetus from Fetusmart! My Army slowly starts to form!! Mwa ha ha ha!!!!!

Uncle_Brandon --
[noun]:

A touch that feels feather like

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Books:


Your Inner Gangsta by crash_and_burn
What is yo name?
Yo gangsta name be Milk Choclate Nuggets
You ride around in a 1964 Chevy Impala
Yo gang Tha Vanilla Icers
Yo shoes be K-Mart Brand Tennis Shoes
Yo dubs be dis big, fool 41
How much money you got? $6.29534741541671e+26
How gangsta are you, bitch?: 89%

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What kind of god are you? by jazzqueen
Username
Favourite dessert
Gender
You are god of Peanuts
Your rival is Zeus himself
Number of worshippers Seven. On a good day.
In the end, you Get better worshippers.

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Heroes:

Kevin Smith (The most intelligent fanboy on Earth) Anyone who loses their mind just to figure out how truly sane they really are, Strong Bad.....he's the hardest core....and anyone who is either a secret agent or a ninja....
The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Seventh Level of Hell!
Here is how you matched up against all the levels:

Level Score
Purgatory (Repenting Believers) Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo (Virtuous Non-Believers) Low
Level 2 (Lustful) High
Level 3 (Gluttonous) Moderate
Level 4 (Prodigal and Avaricious) Low
Level 5 (Wrathful and Gloomy) Moderate
Level 6 - The City of Dis (Heretics) High
Level 7 (Violent) Extreme
Level 8- the Malebolge (Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers) Very High
Level 9 - Cocytus (Treacherous) High
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What Type of Killer Are You? [cool pictures]
You are an assassin.
That means you are a proffessional and do your job without mixing any emotions in it. In your life you have probably been hurt many times and have gotten some mental scars. This results in you being distant from people. Though many think that you are evil, you are not. What you really are is a person, trying to forget your pain and past. You are the person who never seems to care and that is why being an assassin fits you good. Atleast, that's what people think. Even if you don't care that much for your victims, you still have the ability to care and to generally feel. It is not lost, just a little forgotten. In crowds you tend to not get to noticed, and dress in black or other discrete colours. You don't being in the spotlight and wish people would just leave you alone. But once you do get close to someone you have a hard time letting go and get real down if you loose him/her.
Main weapon: Sniper
Quote:"The walls we build around us to keep out the sadness also keep out the joy" -Jim Rohn
Facial expression: Narrowed eyes
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Holy guacomole Batman!!

I CHOPPED MY HAIR!!!  IT IS SHORT!!!  I AM FREAKED OUT BY IT!!  Pics to come soon...=D
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