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The Snowpea

Shake that booty meat.

About Me

Warrior of light. Maintained erection for up to three minutes in the Fall of 1999. Consumed bratwurst during half time of 1996 California State Championship of Soccer and was promptly removed 5 minutes into the second half after tummy aches kicked in. Had sex in a bathtub (with self) during Oktoberfest 2003 while onlookers doused me with warm beer. Banned from Oktoberfest 2004. Make my bitch pay for my mocha frappucinos. Contracted the clap after engaging in a three way with my house-cleaner and her 17 year old daughter. Love flowers.

My Interests

BL Smooths---Los Angeles Kings---Altruism---Hate Crimes---Ransom Notes---Swimming in the Rain---Chipotle---Western Bacon Cheeseburgers---Vodka Tonics---Coffee Tables---Cockroach Motels---Murdering Spiders with a Poison Solution shot out of an Aerosol container---Parts of 1989---Soliciting Sex from Little People---

Music:

Why? You'll just judge me......am I not cool enough for you? Huh? Just go to hell.....all of you.

Movies:

Swingers---Grosse Point Blank---Pee Wee's Big Adventure---The Natural---On Golden Pond---Maid to Order---Opportunity Knocks

Television:

I Love New York---Real Housewives of Orange County---Top Design---Little People Big World

Books:

"A Black Man's Guide to Sex" by Gary Coleman.

Heroes:

Slade.