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I didn't write this, but I wish I did.

Hey Kerouac
On The Road was lame
Nothing happens in that book
You should have called it On The Shit
Because that’s what it was

Your friend Allen Ginsberg
Talked a bunch of shit behind your back
“What a hack writer!”
He would say
In between hits of mescaline

Hey Kerouac
If you were hitchhiking on the side of the road
And I was driving
And had nobody in the passenger seat
I’d slow down and make it seem
Like I was gonna pick you up
But then at the last second,
Totally peel out and kick up dust into your face
And maybe throw a bottle at you
That’s what I call a Beat down
Get it?

Hey Kerouac
Your shoe’s untied

Made you look
You’re such a sap, Kerouac

My Blog

I don't want to be a tow-truck driver anymore.

hey, i finally realized what i want to do in life. i want to explore Ontology. wonderful. wikipedia has given me so much in my life.
Posted by on Sun, 13 Aug 2006 19:42:00 GMT

but nothing ever happens...

i was very worried that this was the end of the world. and what i was most worried about was that i only had my haircut for a day.   i've been contemplating a lot about god. After all, my uncle s...
Posted by on Mon, 03 Jul 2006 14:53:00 GMT

my last words to him.

She told everyone that she couldn't imagine a world, a life without him. But the truth was, that's what she had been doing for the past fourteen years.
Posted by on Sat, 01 Jul 2006 17:37:00 GMT

Why I Hate Birds.

Birds Are dumb. I hate the way They're so beautiful And so Scary And so Dumb.   And just like human beings, when the Winters Get to cold, they Flap away from all of their problems, With all of t...
Posted by on Thu, 15 Jun 2006 21:06:00 GMT

you never knew it hurt so much

song=crying.     You are my sunshine my only sunshineYou make me happy when skies are greyYou'll never know dear how much I love youSo please don't take my sunshine awayThe other night dear ...
Posted by on Wed, 03 May 2006 17:54:00 GMT

for all you pimp softball playas...

Oh my goodness! You're cooking too many at once. TOO MANY!Turn them! TURN THEM NOW!We need more butter! Oh my! WHERE are we going to get MORE BUTTER?They're going to STICK! Careful! CAREFUL! I...
Posted by on Sat, 08 Apr 2006 17:58:00 GMT

music

i wrote this a week ago.it reminds me of brockton's.so here we go.Everytim she hears the song,she cries.and one day, i look at her,and i ask,whyshe does.and she tells me it'slove,shoe loves the song,s...
Posted by on Tue, 21 Mar 2006 17:56:00 GMT

very frist time

hey, hey mom! look! over here, mom! i'm actually doing it! over here! yeah, mom1 i'm doing it! i'm BLOGGING!   i have savages on my arse right now...i got it for x-mas.
Posted by on Thu, 29 Dec 2005 15:08:00 GMT