Karcinogen

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Member Since: 18/12/2005
Band Website: www.karcinogen.itgo.com " www.karcinogen.itgo.com
Band Members: Kevin Tyrone Meistronovich: drums percussion, flatulence and vocal sounds, currently stationed in LA.Currently working to save the Ducks.He is a true animal lover, actually its a little disturbing but i digress.This man is the man.He loves to vomit out of moving cars.The only thing that he loves more than that is puking out of a moving car rite in front of the cops.Fast drummer with a qwik wrist from years of.... wrist exercises?He loves NOFX and hates hippies.AKA Kabbage

Stephen P MacMurphy: electronic noise from the PRS deuce deuce, kickin bourbon odor, full time wet stick smoker and all around drunkard, currently in between his eleventh nut house and a trip back to a county rehab.If you see a crazed man in a flip up hat and a pendleton stumbling around SCV this is the guy.Has a penchant for lighting things on fire and killin ducks.242 Motherfucka!!
J Fink: nut shaking rumble from the Fender P Bass. Contrary to popular belief, this guy is actually not Ethiopian. He was once convicted of stealing aborted fetuses from an abortion clinic in downtown.Which reminds me of the first question Fink asked me at our last session, What's the difference between a dead baby and my girlfriend? I don't kiss my girlfriend after sex.Former Members The REverend Franklin Joseph Cannarellish: Rythm? Guitar and yelling, currently serving time in a county mental facility for being PUnk in Drublic.He was once a vegetarian like Fat Mike but he has seen the light as opposed to Fat Mike who once talked a lot of shit about vegetarians and then, well...Frankies a real pro at DUIS.He is werkin on gettin his third one real soon. AKA Frances AKA Wank AKA THe Rev

Mike "Pinko Fag Boy" Messzer: bass guitar and dedicated pivot man.Last seen in Oxnard 2004 in some tight plaid pants with holes on the ass.He has a giant pink mohawk and he loves guttermouth and swallowing shaft. currently filming the Adult Feature Film "Seamen who Swallow Seamens Semen" AKA Swweet T hing AKA Michelle
Bob "BOBOS" Smith: Bass guitar, red hair.He is a talented drinker and is dedicated to saving the world by working at Best Buy..Last seen runnin around in a trenchcoat and gym shorts with two steel reserves and a fifth of Jameson Whiskey. Currently auditioning for the coveted role of "Lord of the COCK" AKA Best Buy Bob AKA Bob the Bitch

Okay last but certainly not least the amazing Nina J Meistronskovich! She might not play an instrument but she is instrumental too are band!She provides us all with a luxurious limo service to and from practice and any other social events.She is also our designated sleeper.(She likes to pass out and therefore we count on her to sleep when we can't)She is a master of the FIllipino arts and a fully certified Ninja Warrior.She can drink lika fish and will beat the fuck out of you while yer trying to rest! Without the help of the Nina-Meister our band woul fail miserably (aren't we failing anyhow?) AKA Ninja AKA Nina Pinta Santa Maria
Influences: Surf The Black,NOFX,GG ALLIN,SUICIDAL TENDENCIES,RKL,
SOcial Distortion, Necro an Ill Bill merder merder kill kill, ME First and the Gimme Gimmes, Beavis and Butthead ,Offspring,Circle Jerks,RKL
Rancid,Face to Face,The Vandals,Surf The Black,Youth Brigade, Rolling Stones, MDC, Angry SAmoans, DK, Sex Pistols, Duane Peters,Good Riddance,Millencolllin,Pennywise and did i mention RKL?,
-anybody punk inspired us to be punk- Henry Rollins, Jason Sears, A Clockwork Orange, Bart Simpson even though hes a pussy, old school graffiti cats, tha homies Nitro and Glycerine, Loke Dog an Slaezy D respectively, bad ass skaters like Ed Templeton, Rodney Mullen, Daewan Song, Steve Caballero, bla bla fukin bla.......yea remember when Jason Lee was a skater? now his name is Earl...
Black Flag, GBH, Osker, Strung Out, D.I, DRI, Dk, Descendents, Dickies, Danzig, DOA,Deltron 3030 Dayglo Abortions an all those other D bands.....
De La Soul, Destruction, Daz Dillinger okay no more Dz i promise....Throw some Dz on that bitch!
Final Conflict, BAD BRAINS, Human Rights, Soul Brains, Minor Threat

The Who, Union 13, Bad REligion, Bad Brains, Agent Orange,.
Anal sex, rough blowjobs, vomit filled nights, vomit covered pancakes, sushi and sake, patron shots and kennys bacon wrapped jalapenos, dales assburner wings, the big ole mess, late night emergencies and early morning phone calls, cruisin out to ventura beach just to listen to social d and burn some, getting together at kevins to hear the new nofx club 7 incher and get all 8 inches up, frank treefroggin to get his clothes down, fighting the biggest guy in school just cuz, gettin warmed up before the show and puttin down a few good ones on stage, getting shitfaced by 9 in the morning an gettin wasted all thru the afternoon on even though its monday, staying up til the sun comes up ..

Anyone gross disturbed or deranged, thank you for showing us tha way.
Special thanks to Charlie Manson, OJ Simpson (we love you cuz yer guilty) Ted Kazhinsky, and last but certainly not least Jeffery Dahmer, the only guy to eat more dick than Dr.Phil, we'll miss you buddy
Sounds Like: A rusty knife on concrete! It looks like punk, it smells like punk, it sounds lika shit!
Record Label: CuntBitch Wrekords