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Sir Pag

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Who am I? I'm Spider-man. Me-suh called Jar Jar Binks! They call me Bond, James Bond. I am your Father. I am the shadow on the moon at night. I am BATMAN! I am Jack's Medulla Oblongata. I am the Keymaster, are you the Gatekeeper? I'm your worst nightmare. My name's pit, and your ass ain't talking your way out of this shit. Why do I gotta be Mr. Pink? Name's Ash... Housewares. My name is Forrest, Forrest Gump. Pupkin, Rupert Pupkin, P-U-P-K-I-N, people often misspell it and mispronounce it. I AM THE NIGHT-RIDER! Many girls want to be carnal with me because I'm such a premium dancer. You can call me Fingerling. When it comes to reassuring a traumatized 19-year-old, I'm about as expert as a palsy victim doing brain surgery with a pipe wrench. One morning, I awoke to find my head was no longer attached to my body- I'm not dead, but who could call this a life? I keep odd hours. Ever since I was a kid, I always wanted to be a gangster. I'm gonna get a 4.0 in damage. I don't claim to know a whole lot about the grand design. Though I can hide my cold gaze, and you can shake my hand and feel flesh gripping yours and maybe you can even sense our lifestyles are probably comparable... I simply am not there.
HEY! You see my top friends down there? See the first one? "Rottwieler Productions". Click on it. It's awesome.


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Sleep is a commodity.

In lieu of continuing my new style of whiny college blogs, I shall give you this:     So, Friday morning, after a midnight movie theater showing and an amazing adventure i call "if lost, go in one dir...
Posted by on Tue, 22 Sep 2009 21:56:00 GMT

My universal university universe. Part II

    Whilst I was in Ohio, helping Jennifer move in to her dorm at the Cleveland Institute of Art, I walked past a girl who I instantly recognized as bearing a striking resemblance to my friend Ari...
Posted by on Mon, 24 Aug 2009 19:41:00 GMT

My universal university universe. Part I

I hate to think it, but it seems like everyone at FSU has been manufactured to attend a University straight out of the factory.  With a few notable exceptions, mostly all seem like Joe College, at lea...
Posted by on Mon, 24 Aug 2009 18:00:00 GMT

Hell Kittens

Hell Kittens is a feature length motion picture currently in production. I have been working closely with Rottwieler Productions in all aspects of getting this movie made as well as making a running ...
Posted by on Thu, 18 Sep 2008 20:03:00 GMT

Random movie ratings as I watch them

Movies: (x = eh, xxxxx = amazingly awesome, C = recommended for Ciarra)The Street Fighter xxxReturn of the Street Fighter xxxWhere the Buffalo Roam xxHellboy 2 xxxxx CThe Mutant Chronicles xxxxResiden...
Posted by on Sat, 12 Jul 2008 21:05:00 GMT

Movie reviews: mostly animated films

The Triplets of Belleville8 out of 10Animated.  The extremely stylized character design in this movie is unforgettable.  It is a mixture of hand drawn and 3 dimensional computer animation te...
Posted by on Sun, 06 Jul 2008 21:22:00 GMT

Movie Reviews: Sweeney Todd, Sweeney Todd, House of Flying Daggers, Fido

Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street6.5 out of 10First of all, yes, I do know that Sweeney Todd was a musical before it was a movie.  And it was, in fact, a good musical.  Tha...
Posted by on Tue, 08 Apr 2008 11:38:00 GMT

Movie Reviews: Down in the Valley, Jersey Girl, Party Monster, Cry Baby

Down in the Valley8 out of 10I love weird movies. This is a fact. This movie is a weird movie. Enough said. But I’ll say a bit more. At first glance, I thought it was just going to be a dum...
Posted by on Thu, 20 Mar 2008 16:52:00 GMT

Movie Reviews: Cloverfield, Juno, Wild Hogs, Shoot em Up, The Reaping, Black Snake Moan

Cloverfield9 out of 10Amazing idea, strikingly original, and well thought out. Probably the best movie out in theaters. I don't know if it would be as awesome a second time, but I'm sure it will be ...
Posted by on Tue, 26 Feb 2008 16:31:00 GMT

Movie Reviews: The Machinist, History of the World, Ned Kelly, Idiocracy, American Psycho 2

The Machinist8 out of 10Really good movie. However, it is quite slow paced and will be quite hard for many to sit through without fast forwarding. However, once it draws you in, it keeps pulling and...
Posted by on Tue, 26 Feb 2008 16:08:00 GMT