Cerebral PAULsy

I am a Loving father. I'm always confused. I laugh at everything, even when I shouldn't. I can't get enough music. I can't drink enough beer. I am a pirate (at least in my head). I set goals low so I am an overachiever. I like to scare people by jumping out from behind objects. I enjoy good food, good beer and good wine. I have an insane caffeine addiction. I dont sleep very much. I can't dance or sing. I like riding very slow on my skateboard. People watching is one of my favorite hobbies.