About Me

Dear World,

This is Justin, friend and confidant of one late Harley "The Hedgehog" Jenkins. I write to inform this moment of being in its entirety that Harley has moved on to the next leg of his Great Journey. As a friend, he was unwavering in his devotion to my whims and adventures. As a hedgehog, he was true to himself until his final days spent pooping and waddling about in the calm sunlight of a summer's day. I have yet to meet another soul as innocent and kind as our friend Harley. So to Harley, I bid adieu. Goodluck on your travels into the world above the world friend!

PS - I will be preserving this profile in memory but if you wanted to reach me, Justin, personally, you can go Facebook and look me up.

My Interests

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My Blog

Oh Tunnel Lacking Lights

I must believe in karma. Why, would an objectivist such as myself believe in karma? If there is no karma, and Emily does not pay for the time, money, stress, and mental anguish she has caused me, th...
Posted by on Tue, 11 Dec 2007 17:50:00 GMT

Heading YOUR way soon! (if you live in DC that is)

22nd - 6th give or take a few days here and there. What does this mean? Gaskets. Let us all pray that after the show I am able to keep all my teeth.
Posted by on Tue, 10 Jul 2007 16:51:00 GMT

i cant do my work!

i am moving...again...rampart and louisa. out of the 9th, which is a good thing given the lack of ac and the overwhelming presence of fucking giant bugs. i seriously just saw a cockroch about an inc...
Posted by on Sat, 30 Jun 2007 03:22:00 GMT

Car: 20546 Bugs: 0

Because the best thing to do when you get to New Orleans is to go swimming. Not just swimming...you have to put your ipod and you cell phone and your zippo in you pocket and THEN jump in. ...
Posted by on Mon, 11 Jun 2007 22:39:00 GMT

out.

this is it suckers. i am packed. future correspondence will be from a point west of yee ol mississippi. i got a new camera (<3) and i will be posting lots of pictures of hedgie and myself on the jo...
Posted by on Sat, 09 Jun 2007 22:34:00 GMT

nola bound!

I am moving to New Orleans. I would imagine, considering how much people love to talk round here (mmm subtle animosity), most people know this. For those who don't I am out the weekend of the 9th. ...
Posted by on Tue, 29 May 2007 18:12:00 GMT

2 long?

For it hath been to long...how she works in mysterious ways. Madonna, that is. the end.
Posted by on Mon, 14 Nov 2005 19:15:00 GMT

Many rocks doth river graze.

And many rocks does an ACDC album have inside !!! WTFTRAINWREKBBQ!!!!1??11! It has been a while. Hungry for sustenance the fans must be. Feast now. I bring you treats like larvae. I live in a n...
Posted by on Tue, 21 Dec 2004 08:51:00 GMT

I give speech to all of my friends in Islam.

May super worms be with you. I am still dealing with mites. Apparently this could be an issue for another two weeks. I will need to return to the evil land of hog docs and receive yet another sho...
Posted by on Tue, 19 Oct 2004 09:05:00 GMT

I got jacked by a stabbie! WTF

F THE DOCTOR.Look I realize that from time to time you must go the headhunting witch monger who uses things like "stethascopes" and "cotton swabs" in order to stay "healthy" . What Dad and Mom both co...
Posted by on Fri, 15 Oct 2004 07:19:00 GMT

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I am here for Dating