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Matt

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About Me

Hoods up knives out!
There is a 14 year old kid who asks his dad if he can have a bicycle for his Birthday. His father says, "Well son...Can your dick touch your asshole?" The boy tries it and says, "No daddy, sorry" "Well then you can't have a bike, get the fuck outta here!" Next year the same scenario happens... "Can your dick touch your asshole?" "No dad" "Then get the hell outta my face!" Finally, the boy turns 16, and after a lot of hard work and some gymnastics, the boy's dick can touch his asshole. "Hey, Dad, how about a car now instead of a bike?" The dad says, "Son, can your dick touch your asshole?" Shining with glee, the kid proudly says, "You bet Dad! Look!" The kid shows his dad that he could in fact touch his asshole with his dick. Then his Dad says, "Good, then go fuck yourself!"
Im quite shit at the moment but im taking an AS level in photography in sept so i might get good ish lol. :)
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My Interests

Lauren,TFCL,College sometimes, Films, FilmIng, Scuba Divhing, Beer, Ciggies,Curry, Bass, Guiar, My Band

I'd like to meet:



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Music:

On My MP3..

Alkaline trio
Black Flag
Bloc Party
Bring Me the Horizon
The Bronx
Bullet for my valentine
Cancer Bats
The Distillers
Dizzee Rascal
Enter Shikari
Eminem
Gallows
Get Fucking Dead
The Ghost of a Thousand
Helter Skelter vs Raindance
Hendrix
Muse
NOFX
Plan B
The Prodigy
Reel Big Fish
Rise Against
The sex pistols
Timbaland

Gigs ive been to/ am going to

been toam going to

- Bullet for my valentine
-Kerrang xxv tour
-All american rejects (yuck)
-Fightstar
-HIM
-Lostprophets
-Victory Records tour
-The Blackout acoustic - Cardiff
-Jools Holland
-Taste of chaos 2006
-Lostprophets + FFTL + BMTH
-Enter Shikari GLOS
-Enter Shikari BATH
-Killswitch Engage + BMTH
- Full Ponty Festival
- Gallows
- Hadouken
- Taste of chaos 2007
Reading 200 8 9 yer?

Movies:


This is england, Quadrophenia, Human Traffic, Pulp fiction, L4Y3R C4K3, Resevoir Dogs, Jarhead, Bullit, Edward Scissorhands, Million Dollar Hotel, Superbad, Death Proof,Pans Labyrinth, Bad Boys, 8 Mile, The Butterfly Effect, Three Kings, The Matrix's, Final Destination (1+2).

Books:

Steven King, Pornos, The Beano

Heroes:

Lauren, John, TFCL, Dad, Mum, Ade, Dennis The Menace, Nicolas Cage

My Blog

Trins Campout

Well wasnt that a larf lolI got a bus to stroud with me schnapps, sleepin bag and 4 bottles of vratislav n bawt a new tent wen i gt thereBlue tent rulesUm, wasnt a bad nightJust walked round giving ev...
Posted by Matt on Sun, 22 Jun 2008 02:02:00 PST

Reading

ok ok so i do wNNA go   but sold out       lol.   fcuk ...
Posted by Matt on Sun, 11 May 2008 07:08:00 PST

Reading line up

GOB SHITEIts all those bands i like, but dont wanna see at a festivalRage, Bloc, Metallica, ummm s’itballllllss to itthanks for breaking me little heart
Posted by Matt on Tue, 01 Apr 2008 05:32:00 PST

Me + lauren

is getting marriedand were gonna live in a big yellow self storage unit
Posted by Matt on Fri, 05 Oct 2007 03:31:00 PST

Please may i sell this 60 year old booze?

Just had me 1st day at work - spent it all till training 5pm-10pmI kept messin it up and scanning stuff 2x lmaoand i have to get an over18s permission to sell booze lol =]Good times thoBit of back pai...
Posted by Matt on Mon, 01 Oct 2007 03:27:00 PST

ON A LIGHTER NOTE lol

Thanks to everyone who kept me company this weekSo glad i stayed home its been well amazing :)Big shouts too....you cuntslolmy dads goin on holiday soonlets go live there..or not=]...
Posted by Matt on Thu, 30 Aug 2007 09:37:00 PST

The Lads

Just proves this weekend all you need is your friendsIve felt like poo all weekend(nothin to do with bein at dads)soon as i get home n been out with the lads(and others) a few daysits all gravy :)i lo...
Posted by Matt on Tue, 21 Aug 2007 03:25:00 PST

Lanzarote

Lanzarote was killllaaa Diving + Diving + Sun + Beer Thats all I got my PADI open water diving liscence and went diving every day and i love it :) Did see anything what youd class as uber spesh.Still ...
Posted by Matt on Fri, 17 Aug 2007 06:00:00 PST

Live videos of youll die smiling

Heres some live footage of my band at Battle of the Bands in Stroud Subrooms on the 7th July Yeah this last 1 has some naff political speechi was DRUNK honest ...
Posted by Matt on Sat, 04 Aug 2007 01:28:00 PST

SUMMER BLOG

Im writing tons of blogsSoIm making a summer blog lolSummer 2007is gonna be the summer of my lifei reconSo far ive..been wankered up the swing then Crashed nathys party, Went to trins party, Bristol, ...
Posted by Matt on Mon, 02 Jul 2007 12:38:00 PST