jud

I am the wealthiest man alive, I like to travel the world leaving oragami birds made of $1000.00 dollar bills in hard to find places. I am married to the most beautiful woman alive, and I live in the most amazing city in America, New York. I am also a sculptor in my free time, which is always. I enjoy dressing up in a pidgeon costume and throwing quarters on the ground to watch the people scurry around to pick them up. Often times I will hire professional wrestlers to cater my partys and when the guests get to drunk I will have Rowdy Rodder Piper body slam them on the deli platter. So much fun. I only hang out with really small people so that I can imagine that I am a giant in a foreign land.