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Mommy Bug

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About Me

Hi.

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My Interests

I like to watch movies, take showers, sleep, drink coffee, and road trips.

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I'd like to meet:

Monkeys, Chimps, maybe an Elephant. I just really want to go to the zoo.

DISCLAMER:If you have 400,000 jackasses on your buddylist who consist of porn stars, models, websites, and other riff-raff who you will never ever meet once in your life (I'm sorry, but neither Tila Tequila, Forbidden, Masuimi Max, or RubberDoll give a flying fuck about you and your dog with a spastic colon. Sorry.)You are both lame, and so retarded that the kid witha 4.0 GPS is clowning you in his special ed class. Way to go, winner.

This also includes websites with myspace accounts. Go peddle your wares elsewhere, ass clowns.

Movies:

I have lots of them. It depends on my mood which one I watch.

Books:

...This is on our coffee table.

Heroes:

My husband, my Lt, Dog, people who win spelling bees, and the yahoo jacking off man:

My Blog

The story of Baby Bray coming into the world.

This is a little longer than what I thought, but it's well worth the read. As most of everyone knows, Bray was due on June 7th.  That day came and went without a baby coming into the world.&nb...
Posted by Mommy Bug on Tue, 19 Jun 2007 05:11:00 PST

Don't Judge Me

I'm stilling using the pregnancy as an excuse on this one.  I have to admit it was nice, and cute, and I might have cried a weeeee little bit.  Just a tiny little tear.  Nothing in need...
Posted by Mommy Bug on Sun, 29 Apr 2007 01:39:00 PST

Two of the best

And I hate them both.  I hate the great singers out there who just stand there and sing beautifully.  Makes me so mad that they don't have to try.  I love them all.  It's a love ha...
Posted by Mommy Bug on Thu, 19 Apr 2007 06:55:00 PST

A few rules

Rules for the Non Military Dear Civilians, "We know that the current state of affairs in our great nation has many civilians up in arms and excited to join the military. For those of you who can't j...
Posted by Mommy Bug on Wed, 18 Apr 2007 02:09:00 PST

Count down thingie

Get your own countdown at BlingyBlob.com ...
Posted by Mommy Bug on Mon, 19 Mar 2007 11:55:00 PST

ATTENTION BEER DRINKERS FOR THIS EVENING

In true St. Patrick's Day fashion, I know that many of you are going out and enjoying beers and/or other tasty beverages this evening. As a rule, since I obviously cannot drink, for each drink you hav...
Posted by Mommy Bug on Sat, 17 Mar 2007 02:14:00 PST

Check this out

Turn up your speakers, click this, and laugh.Have a great day!!
Posted by Mommy Bug on Thu, 15 Mar 2007 10:05:00 PST

What What???

in the butt!!! ...
Posted by Mommy Bug on Fri, 16 Feb 2007 06:23:00 PST

Yet again, something disturbing I came across today

Has anyone ever heard of these?Call me crazy, but it seems to make sense, then again, it's just gross.Your thoughts?  Please before I think about this way too much and end up buying them to try t...
Posted by Mommy Bug on Mon, 12 Feb 2007 10:15:00 PST

I am offically retired from using Google

I have an obession with Google.  I can honestly sit at the computer and type in every word in the universe and look at the images that come up.  I even managed to find the courage to look pa...
Posted by Mommy Bug on Mon, 12 Feb 2007 07:44:00 PST