My Hero. Seriously, I've watched this 2,768 times and it still has me in tears. The best part is that he still tries to get up and use the damn numchucks. Priceless.
My future wife: Natalie Portman...But I'd settle for Keira Knightly...And even though she's freakin crazy, Lindsey Lohen is fine as hell
The 8 greatest bands/artists EVER, the creme de la creme, the best there is, was, and ever will be: Zeppelin, U2, Hendrix, Cash, Stevie Ray Vaughan, Queen, The Beatles and Floyd.
It's a Wonderful Life ("Zu-Zu's Petals!!!") The Indiana Jones Trilogy ("I don't know I'm making this up as I go") Superman 1 & 2 (Kneel before Zod!!!") The Rocky Films (Rocky II is the shit) Star Wars (Episodes III, IV, V, and VI...oh, and the parts of II when you can see Natalie Portman's nipples) Scarface ("I'll Crush him like a Cock-a-roach") Toy Story 2 (not just for kids) and 40 Year Old Virgin ("You gotta quit putting the pussy on a pedistool" The story of my life. :)
Family Guy, Simpsons, Seinfield re-runs, Law and Order: SVU, Hawks basketball (yes, I know there lame :) and the Office. I can't fuckin stand reality T.V. and I can proudly say I have never seen The Real World, American Idol, Survior, Fear Factor or any of that other dumb ass shit.
Flowers for Algernon Animal Farm The Dark Tower Books Star Wars: The Han Solo Trilogy and the Autobiography of Martin Luther King Jr .
Jesus, MLK, Jimmy Carter, Bono and Joe Lang (let's see if he ever catches this. :)