Quinn

i like to annoy motorists who place bumper stickers on their cars that read "A DOG IS FOR LIFE NOT JUST FOR XMAS", by placing a sticker of the word jesus over "A DOG", creating the new message "JESUS IS FOR LIFE NOT JUST FOR XMAS"i have never lost a game of boggle(fact).my father always told me: "NEVER HIT A MAN IN ANGER, UNLESS YOU'RE ABSOLUTELY SURE YOU CAN GET AWAY WITH IT"also"NEVER POINT A GUN AT A MAN, UNLESS YOU INTEND TO SHOOT HIM, AND NEVER SHOOT A MAN UNLES YOU INTEND TO KILL HIM"(okay, maybe that was from Phantasm....i say we get that tall dude, and stomp the sh#t out of him)i'm also thankful for the advice of my mother who told me at a young age to "ONLY FLOSS THE TEETH YOU WANT TO KEEP, SON" (i still have them all, no cavities in the last 23 year, thanks mum).i started smoking cigarettes at the age of 25 as part of a new years resolution to start smoking(true).i do a perfect michael mcdonald impersonation(singing "shine sweet freedom...").one day i will invent a razor with 7 blades.i once killed a man just for snoring to loud(maybe that wasn't me, maybe that was john wesley hardin).garfield 1, 23 23 garfield 1, 23 23.my name was never called on romper room .where? i can't see...here diagonally.this one time at band camp...... i have never eaten a corndog