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About Me

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HotFreeLayouts You got me, hook nose and sinker; "I'm the little Jew who wrote the bible." I have no sense of humor, several helper monkeys and a few personalities. For fun I like to stare into the sun until my retinas are scorched. My toll free telephone number is 1-800-WOMBATT. Don't call me. Okay call me. Go ahead...call me. That's not my number...asshole.

My Interests

Severed heads w/ Entalia. Playing dead. Being dead. Naked limbs...and trees.

I'd like to meet:

Someone nice...believe it or not. Someone who has been around the block a few times but hasn't slept in every hallway. Someone like...Jesus. Or Cindy Lauper.

Music:

The Replacements, Nine Inch Nails, Scott Walker, Skinny Puppy, Coil, At The Drive-In, John Cale, Birthday Party, Neil Young, Captain Beefheart, Nirvana, Pig Destroyer, Gram Parsons, PJ Harvey, some Ministry, Beat Happening, Frank Zappa, Big Star, Death In June, Flying Burrito Brothers, Can, Meat Puppets, Husker Du, Joy Division, Kelly Willis, Rage Against The Machine, Syd Barrett, Magazine, Autechre, Portishead, David Ackles, Boards Of Canada, 2Pac, Aphex Twin & Squarepusher, Gang Of Four, Kanye West, Slayer (thanks Adrianne).

Movies:

Naked Lunch, Blue Velvet, Lost Highway, Frailty, Dumb and Dumber, Necessary Holes, Beat, Vulgar, Harold And Maude sucks, Clockwork Orange.

Television:

Simpsons, Family Guy, Seinfeld, Saturday Night Live. Essentially anything that drives home just how bad shows like Everybody Loves Raymond and Friends really were.

Books:

Catcher In The Rye, Coming Through Slaughter, On The Road, Dharma Bums, Crime & Punishment, The Savage God, Complete Works of Sylvia Plath.

Heroes:

Any random caveman, Jesus, the critter behind my heating grate that doesn't know when to say die, all Chinese people, the Dogfather, R. Douglas (for protecting and serving only), the Lauderhill Strangler.

My Blog

For, Four, Fore

Cent yip, re-hearsing. You don't have the same ideas as O. Fold, cleanse, reciprocate....the devil is in NJ
Posted by Martin on Tue, 11 Jul 2006 06:25:00 PST

Larry's Hair And The Effort It Takes To Follow Rather Than

Everything melts at a certain temperature (take ---- for instance) Complete the following sentences with whatever answer makes any sense whatsoever. ONE If you wander 100 miles into the woods......
Posted by Martin on Sun, 18 Jun 2006 12:32:00 PST

Tantilizing Tarantulas And A Gourmet Sack Of Sausage Too Cold To Hold...Bryce, Are You There?

Certainly, this cannot be the final dilemma-solved by metal hands with lemon fingers transcending the time and space of leather-clad Feelers. RottensideOhJohnnyRottenside. Larry was a goo...
Posted by Martin on Wed, 14 Jun 2006 03:57:00 PST

Forever And Ever And Ever In Blue Jeans

Chameleons were created in direct opposition to fascism. The equilibrium that you and I were in love with ten years ago is expectantly waiting for us beneath the stairs...with baited breath and ...
Posted by Martin on Sun, 23 Apr 2006 11:41:00 PST

The End Is The Beginning But With Less Pressure

[In retrospect, there are few things more rewarding than raising mink...for sport.] "The eyes of fear want you to put bigger locks on your doors, buy guns, shut yourself off...while the eyes of love s...
Posted by Martin on Sun, 26 Feb 2006 07:34:00 PST

Wires (Exactly The Same Thing As Last Time, But Red)

Charlie was a good boy. Charlie liked fishing and hunting. Charlie would wander out into the Montana woods again and again without mishap. Then one fine day Charlie found a body.&nbs...
Posted by Martin on Sat, 25 Feb 2006 07:12:00 PST

Wish You Were Here, Or Over There, A Little To Your Left...Perfect.

In the arms of this desolation, The Vatican's filled with smoke. The only thing that I hear now, Is the sound of a horse in flames. Fortunately you're in pieces, Maybe I'll join you again; Carefu...
Posted by Martin on Sun, 19 Feb 2006 09:29:00 PST

Some thoughts...For The Oregon Trail/Santa Fe Mixmaster

"Jesus rides beside me/Never buys any smokes..." -Paul Westerberg "A carrot is as close as a rabbit gets to a diamond..." -Don VanVliet "I'll be watching my TV/And it'll be watching you." -Neil Young ...
Posted by Martin on Sat, 18 Feb 2006 09:02:00 PST

Vicariously Victor And A White Winebago Made From Korea's Finest...People.

Ever think that everything you do and say is beyond pointless? If so, you could be part of our study for a new investigative medication. During preliminary nutria-testing, TerraSubAVaseline...
Posted by Martin on Sat, 18 Feb 2006 08:28:00 PST

DAMaged...Constructive Criticism Constricts DAMage

Fortunately, for all, this is the end of the beginning of the end. That's what makes this tumor so benign. There's a horrible thing in Contas Square...excepting Monty's ghost. When the wor...
Posted by Martin on Sat, 11 Feb 2006 07:48:00 PST