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.saraH ]™

Everytime you masturbate God kills a kitten.

About Me


F I R S T T H I N G S F I R S T .
Don't Add Me If:
[you already have a bazillion friends.]
[you lack an open mind.]
[if you want me to be just another number on your friends list.]
Also ...
PLEASE NOTE: Yes, I am Bisexual. However, it seems this is a flashing neon sign that leads people to believe that I will have a threesome with them. Sorry guys, being Bi doesn't mean I'm a play toy. I date either a boy or a girl. I'm the monogonous type, dig it?
Now, on with the show...
HEY THERE
my name's Sarah.
What can I say about that except my parents truely had no imagination.
I'm your classic trainwreck.
(but on a good day I still have hope.)
I sing Patsy Cline songs when I'm drunk.
I'm in love with Ryan English.
I'm his.
Always have been, always will be.
I dare you to try and label me.
there's not a category I fit into.
and I'm proud of that.
I hate being told what to do, yet I'm incredibly indecisive.
I'm a Walking Contradiction.
I'm also a little too rebelious for my own good.
I fucking love old movies.
I'm in love with the idea of love.
I wanted to tattoo since I was 16.
Before TLC made such a big fucking deal out of it.
I don't take compliments well.
I learn from my fuckups.
And now I can look back and laugh.
Call me a bitch and I'll show you one.
When something happens that I can't get over I keep myself medicated until that something does go away.
Call me a druggie if you want.
You wouldn't be the first and you definately won't be the last.
I chug Heaven Hill like nobody's business.
I've been to rehab.
(didn't care for it much.)
I'm Cherokee and damn proud of it. =]
I hate the corporate world.
..and I mean that with alot of emphasis on the middle finger.
I like trying to help people.
Probally because I can't help myself.
I'm fiercely loyal to my friends.
which has gotten me into alot of trouble with Searcy PD.
Sushi is my second addiction.
I do "inappropriate" things
just because I can.
I don't fall in love easy ...
but when I do I fall hard.
I rarely give second chances these days.
So if I give you one consider yourself lucky.
There is no one that I trust completely.
it pretty much sucks but it's my best defense.
You can call me crazy ...
but you really have no idea.
As of lately I have a new perspective on life.
a better one.
I firmly believe that the human mind is capable of anything.
If you can dream it you can do it.
It know longer scares me to hit rock bottom.
I've been there several times and now I know that the only way I can go is up.
There are few people I consider close friends;
but for that handful of people, I'd do anything.
...randomly for your enjoyment; JTHM. xD

My Interests



One of the most amazing women ever.

"A wise girl kisses, but does not love; Listens, but does not believe, and leaves before she is left." -Marilyn Monroe

I'd like to meet:

Vinnie Paul
Dita Von Teese
Marilyn Manson
your mom
Someone worth keeping around for awhile.

Music:

My music taste is really random. I like everything from Marilyn Manson to RUN-DMC to Porcelain and the Tramps, Global Deejays, Les Claypool, and David Bowie.

I like REAL punk rock , Heavy Metal, Black Metal, Rock, J-Rock, I like some alternative music like Regina Spektor, and Liz Phair, just because I can.

Techno is yummy.

I like pretty much everything.

Oh and MSI kicks your ass on a regular basis. XD

Movies:


Television:


Heroes:



Well behaved women rarely make history;
So we plan on tearing this city apart.

Me and Goose at the BL.
&& yes those are wreaths on our heads.

Me and Chardizzle.
She's muh cupcake, bestest BEST friend, and soulmate but most importantly ... YOU CAN'T HAVE HER! xD
bwa-ha-ha!

My Blog

Can I borrow a mallet to smash my head in, please? T_T

Blehh. Lately my attitude has been alot like the weather; fucking gloomy as hell. I don't really know why either. I just feel dazed and apathetic all the time and things have been crashing down on me ...
Posted by .saraH ]™ on Wed, 12 Dec 2007 10:48:00 PST

WARNING: Sappy, faggish blog. =/

It's funny how sex can screw things up. All I want is my old friend back, jeeze. I remember when we could talk on the phone at night for hours at a time about absolutely nothing, just because it was ...
Posted by .saraH ]™ on Sat, 15 Sep 2007 12:54:00 PST

girrrrls are stoopid. @_@

I don't understand why girls have to act like dumb hookers 82% of the time.damn.damn.damn.damn.damn.DAMN. Most of my friends' girlfriends are constantly assuming that I'm screwing or trying to steal t...
Posted by .saraH ]™ on Wed, 25 Jul 2007 10:40:00 PST

holy FUCK. [[I'm over this.]]

it's not that complicated. if you don't want to be friends with somebody FUCKING TELL THEM. Don't talk shit about them because it *always* gets back. Don't play those stupid ass games where you ignore...
Posted by .saraH ]™ on Thu, 11 Jan 2007 06:45:00 PST

Picture of a picture I drew..wow, confused much?o.O;;

Yay! I can sorta draw!!^_^;; ...
Posted by .saraH ]™ on Thu, 22 Jun 2006 02:35:00 PST

Look Out Texas...=o

I'm writing this to tell everyone that I'll be in Texas for a good while. I might not come back, but chances are that I will, just depends. Anyhoo, I'm fed up with Searcy and Arkansas in general..so i...
Posted by .saraH ]™ on Wed, 26 Apr 2006 02:58:00 PST