Boshaisms 2006 |
BOSHAISMS!!!
"What happens in Southeast Asia, stays in Southeast Asia."
"Anyone who sings in Imbiatic (spell check?????) pentameter drives me crazy."
"I'll hit you so hard, your heart will stop beatin...
Posted by Mariel on Thu, 06 Apr 2006 05:34:00 PST |
some of the worst ideas in history . . . |
AS they come to me, I'm going to start recording some of the worst ideas in history.... note. Not to be taken seriously.
1. Taking in the Trojan horse . . . that didn't end so well for the T...
Posted by Mariel on Sun, 02 Apr 2006 07:39:00 PST |
Some of my favorite quotes from H's class last year |
"Hartman: You can get a DUI while riding a bicycle.Student: How?Hartman: Cause you are rolling and intoxicated.(a few minutes pass)Hartman: You can also get a speeding ticket while riding your bicycle...
Posted by Mariel on Sun, 19 Feb 2006 07:26:00 PST |
king kong . . . |
My advice to the world: don't go see King Kong.
Who ever decided to make a remake of the worst movie ever made, has now successfully made the worst remake of the worst movie ever made. Dinosaurs...
Posted by Mariel on Thu, 22 Dec 2005 08:49:00 PST |
spreading more christmas cheer . . . |
From the words of that great British actor, John Cleese:
"The one thing I remember about Christmas was that my father used to take me out in a boat about ten miles offshore on Christmas Day, an...
Posted by Mariel on Wed, 21 Dec 2005 10:29:00 PST |
quotes |
"Americans have different ways of saying things. They say "elevator", we say "lift" ... they say "President", we say "stupid psychopathic git." ~Alexai Sayle.
"Outside of the killings, Washington has...
Posted by Mariel on Wed, 21 Dec 2005 10:27:00 PST |
mistletoe |
SO I was thinking, it would be a nice to go stand under some mistletoe . . . . And then I had three realizations:
1. I am single
2. I'm not getting out of the house any time soon, due to unforseen cir...
Posted by Mariel on Mon, 19 Dec 2005 03:38:00 PST |
