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Jesus H. Christ

And if you need anything, well there are some ants.

About Me

Winnebago Man. 'Nuf said.

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I'm Braden. I go to De Anza. I do very little, and I like that. Water polo owns you. If you really want to get to know me, IM me. TheYellowDart59.

I like pretty things. Like this.

and this:

Sunset pictures courtesy of the Gough Family vacation to Yellowstone.

My Interests

I'm interested in things.

I like geysers.

I'd like to meet:

People who aren't boring.

And maybe a buffalo.

Buffalo picture courtesy of the Gough Family vacation to Yellowstone.

And of course, Chuck norris.

This guy. Watch this, and you'll understand why.

Music:



Movies:

Good things. The Big Lebowski. Apocalypse Now.

Television:

Funny things. Jon Stewart. Stephen Colbert. Aqua Teen.

Oh, and whatever this guy is on:

Books:

Hesse. Verne. Crichton. Clancy. Several more.

Heroes:

Ryan Lantrip, Space Ghost, Stuart Keiffer-Gillette, Rob and Steve Medina.

My sister, too. Her name is Boppy.

My Blog

Stop the chick pants on guys.

I wonder when people will realize that the "scene" has become homogeneous. It's full of 14-year-old girls with uneven bangs, black and white striped shirts, and tattered low-top black Chuck Taylors, w...
Posted by Jesus H. Christ on Thu, 22 Sep 2005 06:06:00 PST

Cybersex conversation. Read it, 'cause it's funny shit.

Sweetheart: I want you.Would you like to screw me? Wellhung: OK Sweetheart: We're in my bedroom.There's soft music playing on the stereo and candles on my dresser and night table.I'm looking up into y...
Posted by Jesus H. Christ on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST