winter 2007 |
this past few months has been a crucial. like kids used to use the word crucial when i was in the 5-4th grade. like "this shit is crucial".
i don't piss blood regularly. so thats good. the last...
Posted by on Mon, 17 Dec 2007 10:21:00 GMT |
super sexy nurses |
so after getting all dehydrated and the what not, i went to georgetown university hospital. its like a nightclub for sick people thats opened during the day.
i begin my e.r. adventure with the intodu...
Posted by on Wed, 22 Aug 2007 16:57:00 GMT |
my odor |
now y'all know i can stink the place up. but i smelled some shit ive never seen before... or smelled. OLD SPICE: AFTER HOURS. now what does it smell like after hours, and when does it become afterhour...
Posted by on Mon, 20 Aug 2007 17:35:00 GMT |
black socks mean business. |
i found a mismatching pair of my fathers' black socks. i think they are going to be the force that drives me into a new realm of fashion. black socks and gym shorts. any other suggestions? other than ...
Posted by on Fri, 20 Jul 2007 10:22:00 GMT |
woowy |
year of the tiger pisces party was very exclusive but it really happened. tigers and pigs don't get along. at night the tiger must creep up on his turf and make sure things are running smoothely. once...
Posted by on Sat, 12 May 2007 00:14:00 GMT |
Fake People on the Internet |
as i log onto myspace i always have a new friend request. each one is a fake woman in a sexual position (usually clothed). now, i can see how it would be awesome to meet all those women in real life. ...
Posted by on Thu, 05 Apr 2007 21:08:00 GMT |
Extremely Stoked |
to read how many people want to read about me being extremely stoked.
Posted by on Mon, 05 Feb 2007 18:26:00 GMT |
YAAAA! |
i have to walk through the snow to the physical therapist for my back. now THATS like fucking for virginity (pardon my quotes french). i am not thrilled about this expedition, walking in snow sucks fr...
Posted by on Fri, 02 Feb 2007 10:57:00 GMT |
my dream last night |
so i got some sleep and had some REM happening - thankfully.
here's what we got: pimp green socks was standing on lot telling everyone about his days of slangin the phat socks. stretchy ones, striped...
Posted by on Mon, 22 Jan 2007 08:38:00 GMT |
Lickety Split |
my swerve?.. blasted.
the ticks and tocks aren't going fast enough. my mother is in nashville and is patrolling the house as though i'm about to try to sneak off and do illicit drugs... so paranoid.
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Posted by on Mon, 20 Nov 2006 20:41:00 GMT |
