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*~merrbear~*

Oh Baby I surrender to the strawberry ice cream....

About Me


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ALRIGHT!!! READY WORLD! Here are three ways to light your chin on fire... without using a candle!!! muah ha ha!!! Now, this is difficult, so please pay very close attention! First you could, light a match immediately under your chin (which you preferably will have doused with gasoline), secondly... on a hot date in the woods you could be leaning in for that oh so romantic kiss next to the bonfire and at the last second purposely fall chin first into the flames... (this works especially well if you get the pre-first-kiss jitters and want an easy way out, or if you just plain old don't like the guy, ha ha sad for him)... and now for the final and most difficult of ways, while walking down the streets where the hobos live, find one of those big metal cans that they have the fires in and do the native dance of the Hunkahunka Zuzu tribe, while chanting fiero mis chinos dublos timos, seven times fast... then jump over the can six times and cover your chin with any flammable substance (I'll leave some leeway here for creativity) then, stick your chin in the can and let the fire do the rest!About me? Well... I'm just your typical small town girl, although I'd like to think that I'm not the closed minded type. I love the country and wide open spaces, although the city life has it's appeal as well. I'm a big family person, I love my family more than anything. I'm a dog person, I hate cats. Hm, I once danced with the president... I'm a runner, a band geek, and a BA! ha ha.. but seriously.
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My Interests

muppets...they're my native people...don't ask questions....
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I'd like to meet:

Anybody who can make me laugh... but in an appropriate way. I hate those people who think that the only way to be funny is to be crude. I'd love to meet my ancestors, it would be interesting to see where the line of stubborness came about in my family... because you'd think it would start to diminish over time, however that's not the case.

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Music:

DIDO!!!! But honestly, a little bit of everything.... although I have to say that there are very few country songs that I can tolerate. But I'm a band nerd, so I enjoy classical and instrumental stuff, I was raised to like metallica, I love Gwen Stefani, Faith Hill, Tori Amos, Fiona Apple, Hip hop, hmm... a little rap. It just depends on the mood. I even like tool... seriously... it ranges all over. I also like radiohead, placebo, some Good Charlotte, Nora Jones... yeah.. I think you get the picture

Your Seduction Style: Ideal Lover
You seduce people by tapping into their dreams and desires. And because of this sensitivity, you can be the ideal lover for anyone you seek. You are a shapeshifter - bringing romance, adventure, spirituality to relationships. It all depends on who your with, and what their vision of a perfect relationship is. What Is Your Seduction Style?
You are the the Swedish Chef. You are a talented individual, nobody understands
you. Perhaps it's because you talk funny.FAVORITE EXPRESSION: "Brk! Brk! Brk!" HOBBIES: Kokin' der yummee-yummersFAVORITE MOVIE: "Wild Strawberries...and Creme"LAST BOOK READ: "Der Swedish Chef Kokin' Bokin'"QUOTE: "Vergoofin der flicke stoobin mit der brk-brk
yubetcha!"

What Muppet are you?
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Movies:

Stori laughing... HEHEHEHEHE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


"Haha.... she really is laughing , and then crying and then smiling!!!" -(the notorious) Emily Kennard

Stori's new obsession?


"Stori sits next to her daddy, like a big girl, trying to learn the ropes of this computer contraption?!" -Emily Kennard BIG FISH! (happy awissaphish) Pride and Prejudice, I didn't think I liked the new one, but I really really do now. Although nothing can top the original BBC version. Any and almost all chick flicks, as long as it's not one of those J-lo flicks where all she does is stand on a soap box and preach... I hate j-lo flicks. I like Lara Croft... Zoolander, I like funny movies? Monty Python is always a classic! As is UHF!
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Television:

The O.C., but mostly I'm a movie person, not much television. At Snow I loved watching reality TV like Laguna Beach, Maury... all the drama ones. But I'm trying to kick the habit.

Books:

I love Jane Austen, and a lot of other classic authors. I love Dickens, um, some of Steinbeck... Shakespeare for sure..... Baroness Orczy, JRR Tolkien... hmmm
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Heroes:

any woman who is successful and fulfills her dreams , even if it's my mom with her eccentric enormous chess set made from old glass bottles. I have to hand it to her... it's pretty darn brilliant now that it's all coming together ;)
You are Jean Grey of the X-men!Always with a sense of grace and beauty. you make
friends easily and are well-liked. You always
attract attention, sometimes it can be
overwhelming.

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My Blog

Merrbear a missionary?

JUST FYI!!!! I am planning on serving a mission for the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints, but first I have to finish my degree. I'll be graduating summer semester so I'll be putting my pape...
Posted by ~MERLIN~ on Wed, 03 Jan 2007 09:25:00 PST

Bobby's a jerk and a half....

answer if you wish... but beware... muah ha ha   1. Who are you? 2. Are we friends? 3. When and how did we meet? 4. How have I affected you? 5. What do you think of me? 6. What's the fondest mem...
Posted by ~MERLIN~ on Wed, 27 Sep 2006 12:44:00 PST

Oh sad....

This is a picture of me and my Grandma Kennard and my little sister Stephanie. It's currently my favorite picture because this is not only the last picture I have of me and my Grandmother but it's al...
Posted by ~MERLIN~ on Tue, 07 Feb 2006 12:50:00 PST

Finally!!!!!!

Well, the long and tedious search for Big Fish is finally over... however, not without it's curious curse even still. My dear friend Colby even works at a Movie Gallery, and when I requested that he b...
Posted by ~MERLIN~ on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Big Fish II

Yeah, it's definitely a big conspiracy against Merryn lately.... Even the store doesn't have Big Fish... at least the only possible store that WOULD have it here in Ephraim... I'm just going to assume...
Posted by ~MERLIN~ on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

The Search for Big Fish

Have you ever been desperately searching for a movie, yet you can't seem to find it anywhere? Today I wanted to watch Big Fish so badly, but for some odd reason it was nowhere to be found. Does nobody...
Posted by ~MERLIN~ on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

hmmm

Take the quiz: "What Kinda Kiss R U?"Tender KissThe tender kiss is the feeling where you can be anywhere and show your feelings....
Posted by ~MERLIN~ on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Kiss a random stranger day!

Have you ever been walking through the mall and picked out those absurdly attratctive people? We would give anything for the guts to just walk up to these people and make a simple conversation, but ve...
Posted by ~MERLIN~ on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Butterfly Gas....

Have you ever been around somebody you liked so much and your stomach just fills up with butterflies. You're sitting there, trying to play it cool, yet you can't breathe. After the romantic tension ha...
Posted by ~MERLIN~ on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST