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Likes dreams, and whispers

I want to cut off your skin and wear it to my birthday. Gandhi

About Me

UPDATE...I enjoy having breakfast in bed. I like waking up to the smell of bacon ----- sue me -- and since I don’t have a butler, I have to do it myself. So most nights before I go to bed I will lay six strips of bacon out on my George Foreman Grill. Then I go to sleep. When I wake up, I plug in the grill. I go back to sleep again. Then I wake up to the smell of crackling bacon. It is delicious. It’s good for me. It’s the perfect way to start the day. Today I got up, I stepped onto the grill and it clamped down on my foot. That’s it. I don’t see what’s so hard to believe about that…boycotting Forman product line...considering hunger strike...discovered sarcasm to be refuge of losers... developing unhealthy addiction to playing M.A.S.H... now finding attraction to Scott Baio undeniable...
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My Interests

I love the Golden Girls and most likely resemble Sophia due to my sharp wit and premature boob sag- I like to think I have a touch of Blanche's hotness. I am looking to obtain an internship/job here in D.C that will allow me to gain a better knowledge of non profit management and deal with the issues of Poverty/homelessness/mental illness. I have had the great opportunity to travel quite a bit of the United States during my 2 years of Americorps, and can't wait to travel outside the U.S next summer. Maybe Africa?...

I'd like to meet:

Bro’s before ho’s. Why? Because your bro’s are always there for you. They’ve got your back after your ho rips your heart out for no good reason. And you were nothing but great to your ho. And you told her that she was the only ho for you and that she was better than all the other ho’s in the world. And then…and then suddenly she’s not your ho no mo’. Get Your Own! | View Slideshow

Music:

Bob Dylan is my platonic soul mate. Classic rock, Van Morrison, Janis Joplin, Nora Jones, The Wallflowers, Counting Crows, Simon & Garfunkel,Rufus Wainwright...However nothing can match the admiration for the song Milkshake...because that really is what brings it to the yard for me. Rod Stewart is my guilty shame.

Movies:

Anything with Will Ferrell not wearing full clothing

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Close your eyes. Picture a convict. What’s he wearing? Nothing special. Baseball cap on backward, baggy pants. He says something ordinary like, “Yo, that’s shizzle”. Now slowly open your eyes again. Who are you picturing? A black man? Wrong. That was a white woman. Surprised? Well shame on you.

Television:

Golden Girls, The Office... I just really relate to every word that comes out of Dwight Schrutes mouth...example..."When my mother was pregnant with me they did an ultrasound and found she was having twins. When they did another ultrasound a few weeks later they discovered that I had reabsorbed the other fetus. Do I regret this? No. I believe his tissue has made me stronger. I now have the strength of a grown man and a little baby."

Books:

Recently become addicted to Vonnegut. Gandhi's autiobiography, Steinbeck, Flowers for Algernon

Heroes:

Amy Cheng

My Blog

For the sweet love of Adam Duritz

Why do they have to put such a sweet candy coating on Tylenol PM? It truly is not a good idea. Especially for those of us who are already addicted, and forget to buy normal tylenol- so as soon as thos...
Posted by Babaganoosh on Wed, 31 Jan 2007 05:38:00 PST

The curse of the eternal hippy crush...

At some point in my life, I have committed myself to publish a book of funny and embarrassing secrets, stories, and confessions that have plagued my life. Well my friends, today is the day that I con...
Posted by Babaganoosh on Mon, 29 Jan 2007 03:09:00 PST