the spork

I'd like to meet:

Dane Cook, Seth Green, people who can live without drama, any kindred soul

Music:

sublime, the used, the hush sound, modest mouse, chiodos, adema, the postal service, panic! at the disco, fall out boy, eagles, black sun empire, 311, weezer, bush, deep purple, cake, RHCP, pink floyd, infected mushroom, coheed and cambria, hendrix, ben folds, cranberries, AK1200, no doubt, nirvana, outkast, eminem, d12, DMX, goodie mob, velvet revolver, phantom of the opera soundtrack, tonic, cowboy mouth, led zeppelin, robert plants new stuff ..

Movies:

21, lucky#slevin, silent hill, pursuit of happyness (yes, spelled that way), scarface, usual suspects, any kevin smith film, any coen brothers film, reservoir dogs, pulp fiction (anything quentin tarantino), donnie darko, any mel brooks, office space, shawshank redemption, slackers, lord of rings trilogy, fight club, se7en, crash, underworld, blade, memoirs of a geisha ..

Television:

the office, 30 rock, american gladiators, hells kitchen, the loop, the closer, Ali G Show, House, Dirt, medium, family guy, southpark, Fresh Prince, full metal alchemist, naruto, old daria and sailor moon reruns. If you try to convert me to Am. Idol or desperate housewives I will hunt you down and kill you in your sleep ..

Books:

The Inferno, Farenheit 451, 1984, great gatsby, jrr tolkein, metamorphosis, poe, dostoevsky, stephen king's "on writing," jk rowling, janet evanovich, jonathan kellerman, the catcher in the rye, the back of a shampoo bottle, whatever. ..