jay dizzle - ProfilesArchive

About Me

i love my family.

i am a DRAGON

My Interests

my biggest passion is my guitar. i also like travelling, photography, history, listening to music, hanging out with my friends, late night coversations.
a new interest ive gotten into recently is cooking.

i also like to work out. check out my hot bod:

I'd like to meet:

i would also like to meet tiger woods and eminem. i believe they are real champions of life.

if uncle rico asked me to give him a ride somewhere, i would.

Music:

too many to name! Led Zeppelin, radiohead, deftones, cheryl crow, sara mclaughlan, weezer, madonna, backstreet boys, forbidden, patty loveless, neil diamond, joe satriani, the cars, beastie boys, gwen stefani. metal.

Movies:

garden state, da vinci code (no, i didnt read the book - the movie is probably better anyway.) pirates of the carribean, meet the parents, the incredibles, lord of the rings, any movie with chuck norris or steven segal. crash and anchorman was good, too.

Television:

sunday/ monday night football. i dont watch too much tv, but i used to watch 24 and lost. those were good shows.

Books:

catcher in the rye, the alchemist. guitar world magazine. i have a dream dictionary that i refer to once in a while. photography for dummies.

Heroes:

jesus christ he is my savior.

My Blog

doh!

i havent eaten all day. im still not hungry. its about 9:30pm and im getting nervous because i havent eaten yet and im not hungry. so i go force myself to eat something at mcdonalds, right, and its ju...
Posted by jay dizzle on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

WHY ME!?!!?!!?

i woke up late for work this morning. again. so now im like rushing into the shower to get ready, right. so im in the frickin shower and im like shampooing my hair right, and im all in a hurry n' cra...
Posted by jay dizzle on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

YES!

dude. i am the MAN. just when i think all of my luck runs out, i score the LAST toilet seat cover in the bathroom at work. start making those toilet paper strips, buddy.
Posted by jay dizzle on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

intellectual conversation at the coffee shop...

ladypie88: hey how often do you wash your bedsheets? Optic192: about once every 6 months ladypie88: ew! ladypie88: r u serious? Optic192: why? theyre not yellow yet ladypie88: nasty dude! your be...
Posted by jay dizzle on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

i am sooo cool

dude. today i managed to duck out of two hefty expenses that could have otherwise been effortlessly avoided, had i been a more responsible person. i was at the SJSU library checking out some r...
Posted by jay dizzle on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

danger is my middle name.

i must confess. today i did the unthinkable. call me crazy, call me nuts - i dont care. i did it anyway. today i left the house hoping no one would notice what i did: i dressed myself in white sp...
Posted by jay dizzle on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

short term memory...

dude. im cleaning my room, right.. and after a while i decide to take a break and look for something to eat down stairs. All i could find was a banana so i peel it and take it upstairs with me. So...
Posted by jay dizzle on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

steam can ruin your life.

Dude. All i ever wanted was to take a shower and transmit text messages successfully. Thats all. By the way, before i even begin to tell you what happened, i just realized that the shower is a very pe...
Posted by jay dizzle on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

i must keep this short.

I would write more, but i must go out and get some ice cream. i hope you understand.
Posted by jay dizzle on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

its all bad...

Today i witnessed a guy getting his head split open. It was raining and this dude on a motorcycle slipped and crashed into a car a head of him. He flew off of his bike and slammed into the windshield....
Posted by jay dizzle on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST