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Ho-bag

I am here for Dating and Serious Relationships

About Me


+hi i'm A Stupid Slut . and i'm from Big Boner county .
+my name comes from a penis, that you'd find if you were in on an rocky english country side. my middle name, is a combination of my grandmothers name (ho-bag) and my grandfather's name (hairy "willy") with was given to my father's penis, and passed down to the slut writing this. I am actually a tall black man. I have a mighty afro.
+my life consists of sucking penis. eating out vaginas . closing the pool. and desperate attempts to make myself more of a 'ho.
+i choose to live my life with along side tons of very large penises and vaginas.
+i have a well endowed boyfriend, and i love his penis dearly (although other boyfriends have even bigger penises, and my girlfriends have the most wonderful vaginas).
+i'm a slutty kind of girl. i'll trade you cunt for a bottle of your sperm .
+i may not look like one, but at ♥heart♥, i'm a fricken slut , man.
+i L♥VE cock. it's half of my life... vaginas are the other half.
+i have a deep love for stroking penis . however, i realize that so many other techneques are so much better... but it stimulated my cunt; before anything else did.
+my favourite things ever are vaginas and penises. it makes me weak in the knees.
+i'm in a french whorehouse, but i still feel too young to be here.
+i'm not the brightest star in the galaxy, but i'm going to sleep with lots of men and women .
+i'm not really sure where i'm going with my life right now, but i'll probably just sleep with everyone I lay eyes on.
OMFG, lyke sleep with me!!!

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Your penis. Give it to me. If you are a girl substitute penis with vagina. I WANT TO SLEEP WITH YOU NOW.

My Blog

lost and found.

-- i want to travel and see the world 4 times over.-- i want to love myself, and other people love me for it.-- i what to be a bitch, and not worry about what people will think about me for it.-- i wa...
Posted by on Mon, 02 Apr 2007 11:43:00 GMT

i'm doing the best that i can, on my own (a photo blog)

I went to Bawston to visit my very bestest best best friend Kayley Marie for a weekend. And it was awe-some! Ready for some pictures?Friday Night:I arrived in Bawston late Friday afternoon. We had a ...
Posted by on Thu, 22 Feb 2007 16:54:00 GMT

i kick it old school. [a photo blog]

So, I'm bored. And I thought I'd be really cool and do this. Because I have nothing else to do. So, you get to watch m grow up. Except for freshman and sophomore year. I went through a phase that no o...
Posted by on Sat, 10 Feb 2007 23:23:00 GMT

the "perfect" baby.

I was sitting in class, and my teacher informed the class that people are able to have the "perfect baby." What does this mean?Genetics. Eye color. Hair color. What characteristics from the mother you...
Posted by on Mon, 22 Jan 2007 11:09:00 GMT

those durn chili peppers are red hot [a photo blog.]

The Red Hot Chili Peppers and Gnarles BarkleyJanuary 17, 2007Gaylord Entertainment CenterI get camera happy at times...And that would be my date...Gnarles BarkleyMmmm. They all dressed up like charac...
Posted by on Wed, 17 Jan 2007 22:40:00 GMT

Live Fast. Dye Young.

I dyed my hair. And of course I took pictures to document this magical journey. From brunette. To red. Once apon a time... ...Yea she was excited that the dye was purple. Yea. We're excited. Told...
Posted by on Fri, 05 Jan 2007 22:19:00 GMT

end of the year survey. [[i steal things, like blogs]]

End of the Year Survey1. What did you do in 2006 that you'd never done before?---i moved out. i have begun to take my life into my own hands. i failed, on my own. i have made everything i have my own,...
Posted by on Sat, 30 Dec 2006 20:34:00 GMT

Soundtrack of Our Lives

So, here's how it works:1. Open your library (iTunes, Winamp, Media Player, iPod, etc)2. Put it on shuffle3. Press play4. For every question, type the song that's playing5. When you go to a new questi...
Posted by on Mon, 20 Nov 2006 21:57:00 GMT

Halloween Part 2 [a photo blog.]

YAY HALLOWEEN!!!!!!!!!!!That's me, being cute.Aww aren't we cute. It's Dorothy. Sister Mary as a Cheerleader. Strawberry Shortcake... and my sister.Crazy kids!!!That's me trick or treating. Cos i'm cu...
Posted by on Tue, 31 Oct 2006 20:50:00 GMT

Halloween '06. [a photo blog]

Here is Heather's Halloween activities for the year 2000 and 6.HOORAY!!!Starring: Sister Mary Harper The Slutty Cheerleader.Jessica Russell The Sexy Superwoman.Heather Thompson The Hooker "Dorthy."P...
Posted by on Mon, 30 Oct 2006 20:29:00 GMT