Greed and Stupidity |
Some say the world is doomed because of greed,Some say stupidity.From what I've got that I don't need,I'm down with those who blame our greed.But if our doom is wed to our humanity,I think I've seen e...
Posted by on Tue, 23 Dec 2008 23:13:00 GMT |
Webberville: Wierder than Austin |
Went to Webberville Riverfest July 4.Setting: A rickety stage on a half-mown hillside right by the river and next to Cook's Canoes -- the only business in Webberville besides the convenience store, th...
Posted by on Sun, 13 Jul 2008 00:28:00 GMT |
glah blargle snarg |
Sasquath sezand he's rightPsycopath by deinfition is when everyone else is fucked up[you just cant tell them that]emotions an shitstupid peopleeres no point in logicfuck uur so nicei luv u
Posted by on Mon, 26 May 2008 21:16:00 GMT |
pooku 2 |
23 flusheseach with a half-minute waitI earned some karma.
Posted by on Sun, 30 Mar 2008 09:49:00 GMT |
Malodour [more pooetry in progress] |
Once upon a midday boringwhile I sat in my cube poringover many a droll and drearyspreadhseet from our data storeAs I googled, groggy, grumbling,suddenly there came a rumblingas of something gently tu...
Posted by on Sat, 13 Jan 2007 23:24:00 GMT |
Jimmy's Turd [pooetry in dev] |
Jimmy's Turd [pooetry in dev] Oh my God, have you heard?Jimmy laid a nine-foot turd!It curled three times around the bowl.It barely fit into the hole.At first it made the local news,the...
Posted by on Sun, 07 Jan 2007 09:16:00 GMT |
FREE bumper-sticker/t-shirt ideas |
FEED the HUNGRYwith the FLESH of the OVERFED------------------------------------------Bring on the APOCALYPSE, already!------------------------------------------ARMY STRONGBIGFOOT STRONGER------------...
Posted by on Thu, 16 Nov 2006 17:58:00 GMT |
apparently |
noone is listening or watching meI wonder if I can get away with illegal stuff now
Posted by on Sun, 19 Nov 2006 21:19:00 GMT |
u missed it |
dude
Posted by on Sun, 12 Nov 2006 21:19:00 GMT |
puku |
Which is worseto discoverthat the toilet seatis coldor thatit is warm
Posted by on Thu, 26 Oct 2006 19:43:00 GMT |
